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helenandme

@cmaloof oh fuck. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to cmaloof
@cmaloof twitter.com/helenandme/sta… about 2 hours ago via web
@Kabamarama "Blood is my lifeblood." - what your tweet would say if you were a vampire about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kabamarama
ain't nobody gonna break my stride about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@kimmi_page yes!! that actually works :D it's a date about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kimmi_page
@kimmi_page this made me LOL majorly about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kimmi_page
anyone wanna have an American Pie movie marathon with me??! yeah? no? about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Dog_Marriage great tweet about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Dog_Marriage
Dog_Marriage sexual relationships are too much. i only want to be minimally acknowledged and then left alone about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by helenandme and 1 other
@Kishi_bashi @the405 Yes. 7:19 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kishi_bashi
@bbeennww one must hang from one's nuts (or jockstrap, if you will) and attempt to steal one's mojo 7:19 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bbeennww
"HE'S A CYBORRRRRRG!" 6:48 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@cmaloof "world doesn't end" 6:17 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cmaloof
I wish you'd stop jocking my fucking style!!! it's weird 5:16 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@chaniemobley deal 👍👍 4:32 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chaniemobley
meganamram being pretty is VERY important 9:33 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by helenandme and 409 others
no chocolate, sad face 9:10 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
🚽⚡😰💣 7:16 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
marissahuth Fickle mostly. 11:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by helenandme and 1 other
last cookie, swurr to god 9:11 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone

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Name Helen
Location Indianapolis
Bio You said, You're gross my darling. I said, No I'm rock and roll.

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