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helena_andrews

NEW POST: Waaah Waaah I Went to an Ivy League School jane.io/JLuO2H via @xojanedotcom 2:33 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
For the folks who KEEP telling black women this is germane to their experience "The difference between 29 and 31" slate.me/JN4XTj 1:17 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
janetmock Tired of complaining about a lack of diversity in media? Apply for @GLAAD's #POC media institute: glaad.org/programs/pocme… 1:00 PM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by helena_andrews and 31 others
If discounted furniture, not hot dogs, is getting you all hot and bothered this Memorial Day then you are officially me. 10:26 AM May 25th via web
rdyer @helena_andrews Alright Pastor!!! 8:57 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to helena_andrews Retweeted by helena_andrews
Leviticus 19:28: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. 8:55 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
pocahontasshole Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by helena_andrews and 26876 others
jacquereid Amazing that Sistas still have to ask tv news hairstylists if the can do Black hair. She said yes, but something tells me to do it myself. 5:35 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by helena_andrews and 2 others
"That's like using a croissant as a dildo...It doesn't do the job and it makes a fucking mess."-- #Veep 7:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Do you know how teary eyed I get watching these beautiful black boys dance? Ballet, hip hop, bb boy whatever. #SYTYCD 7:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@MrDavidJohns lol! You KNOW. 6:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrDavidJohns
The 'c' in Lil' C doesn't stand for "concise." 6:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Is that a DJ Quik press n' curl? #SYTYCD 6:15 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
wontuplay4me @helena_andrews lol, i'm glad you found your "substitute"...i am nearing the ledge : ( #scandalwithdrawal 5:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to helena_andrews Retweeted by helena_andrews
"I train like a lab rat."--#SYTYCD. One of the most unintentionally weirdly right statements ever. 5:35 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
BasseyworldLive @helena_andrews He's like, "Why is everyone trying to pull invisible ropes so sadly?" 5:28 PM May 24th via TweetCaster for iOS in reply to helena_andrews Retweeted by helena_andrews
How many dancers have perfected the "longing look arm grab" move? Millions I say. #SYTYCD 5:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
OMG #SYTYCD!!! Just when I thought I was in a post-Scandal depression somebody's god saw fit to make my day. 5:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Chatty Taxi drivers are drawn to me like a nutty moth to a non committal umm-hmming flame 3:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Miles is sooo glad we're back from Puerto Rico. instagr.am/p/K-r6kBge12/ 1:47 PM May 23rd via Instagram

Name Helena Andrews
Location By Obama and 'nem
Bio Spearheading the global campaign to bring neener neener neener back into civilized speech...and Bougie Girl, grab my hand.