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  1. RT @AJ_Scroxton: I cannot tell falsehoods; I become giddy at th' prospect of engorged buttockes #18thcenturypop
  2. recline, and do it NOT, when thou wishest to go toward it, recline, and do it NOT, when thou would like to Arrive. #18thcenturypop
  3. @AJ_Scroxton we need frock coats, shapely calves, and enormous, lice-ridden wigs for this kind of work.
  4. I have now Ascended, so thou mayst Commence th'BALL. #18thcenturypop
  5. then I saw some coppers 'chatting' to him so perhaps he was nuts after all.
  6. there was a guy with a megaphone in St Albans on sun shouting "obedience in freedom! Yr govt loves you!" I assumed he was promoting a play
  7. "what IS a Jedward anyway?" asked my bemused b/f yesterday, who has been working nights for over a week & is not well-versed in pop culture
  8. amazing sweets in the office today - little French ones shaped like raspberries and blackberries.
  9. I meant The Knack. Though Cult also excellent ;)
  10. the only radio station we can pick up in the office today is Kerrang - proving that the God of DAB loves a bit of The Cult.
  11. RT @JonathanHaynes: Hilarious wiki edit on @gilescoren http://bit.ly/2MJHyz
  12. @melpoluck there is nothing ninjas cannot improve ;)
  13. @nick_at_gorkana awww, you guys ;)
  14. http://yfrog.com/35ragqj - Dear Gorkana alerts: never change.
  15. RT @AlexSmith68: Brilliant response to call for Green Gurus. Deadline 2moro. Nominate here http://bit.ly/3EdIw1 (done mine!)
  16. my b/f's been working nights for almost a week and I'm now surviving on marmite and soup.
  17. RT @Epochpr: Where can you find Paul Mason, Bronwen Maddox, Adam Boulton & James Woudhuysen together? Here's a clue...http://bit.ly/1gtQBy
  18. @melpoluck manbag, twihard, bromance, and the worst of all, babychino / bambinochino #blends
  19. and don't leave pronouns out in the hope of converting a noun into a proper noun- don't force words into an early puberty, it makes them sad
  20. don't use the word 'oft' unless you wish to give the impression that you are at a renaissance fayre in a saucy wench costume.