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  1. @degroove GODSPEED :D Love it! People should say that more.
  2. On a scale of one to ten, how wrong is it to want to romance and/or dry-hump your own works of fiction? #yuletide
  3. #yuletide What the hell am I writing? I don't even
  4. Ok, so far I tentatively like Archive of Our Own. Is it always this slow, though?
  5. Oh dear. My hat and my hair have had a terrible fight. As yet, there's no clear winner. This will get worse before it gets better ):
  6. @RealBillBailey Then anarchists would be forced to throw rabbits instead of bottles. Animal rights protesters would throw quorn rabbits.
  7. I love hat weather. I've been wearing a hat for three days now. It's like my head is getting a hug, all the time.
  8. @kel_surprise THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY PAIN.
  9. My MP3 player is broken. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.
  10. @_electroclub That's an ecletic mix. It's like you're Rickrolling yourself.
  11. @whatistigerbalm I feel a bit that way about those fish that swim up your urethra and start to eat you from the inside.
  12. The Daily Mail's disapproval of Rage Against the Machine has suddenly made me feel very pro their xmas no 1 bid. #ratm4xmas Fuck for xmas!
  13. @whatistigerbalm Crazy talk! Everyone likes snow.
  14. Two flakes of snow today. Two! Have it! Come on Worcestershire!
  15. Why is the BBC apologising over George Michael saying "fuck" on air, but not, yanno, that other thing with the killing of gays?
  16. @kel_surprise I do too, it's what I want for christmas.
  17. @used_songs I've always been a ninja. I've just been so ninja about it no one knew.
  18. @used_songs I think you're somebody. The only people who count are the ones I know anyway, all the rest are just like bubble wrap.
  19. @fullstopmotion This makes it easier for me to be indifferent to it (SRSLY, I don't even know what I'm on about)
  20. @kel_surprise Then ours shall be a long and happy tongue sandwich.