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  1. How Twilight Works... http://theoatmeal.com/story... Bwaahaahaa!
  2. If you're havin' Yeti problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and Bigfoot ain't one!
  3. @hereticaneue taters! the most vile member of the nightshade family! i haz intolerance, but eat them anyway occasionally. they're tasty!
  4. SHOW US YOUR TWEETS!
  5. @hereticaneue Let us bequeath her fabulous gifts of Hello Kittiness & Johnny Depp on a silver platter. I wouldn't even fight her for em!
  6. I'm 142% sure I don't give a moose's arse about New Moon. Mention it, and I will simply respond "Bend over...The Moose is loose!!"
  7. No more Twitter-Bitter! I'll try and be like the cool kids & actually use this thing. I will for sure be posting the same crap on Facebook.
  8. has nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds.
  9. I spend way too much time wasting time on Y!A. Yet I still find myself asking... How *is* babby formed? http://tinyurl.com/24k4zk
  10. I bought shoes! Squee! They are trés cute! http://tinyurl.com/clvnev! Yay! It's the leettle things, beetches. The leettle things.
  11. @heykelley you and me both, dahling! (;
  12. i haz a sick. bleh. hallo room... please stop spinning, thanks.
  13. @secretidcrisis It's all good... I'm a polytheist. I believe in multiple Godwins.
  14. Have you ever made a wager with Pascal over whether Pavlov's dog can shave Shroedinger's cat with Occam's razor?
  15. @moominboy Yesterday, you were Moominboy... Today thou art MOOMINMAN! (;
  16. Shine on, you crazy pineapple...
  17. Fuck me sideways and call me a martian... I think I might be kind of tired today. Too much revelry, not enough mojitos.
  18. I won fiddy dollars at some work meeting event thingy. Yay fiddy dollars! Yay shoes? Yes. Of course "yay shoes!". I mean... duh.
  19. @secretidcrisis Yeah... you're right. I'm wallowing, when I could be buying some shoes instead. Retail therapy! Stat! XD
  20. I'm tired of the bullshit. I'm just so tired. It's not anything serious, but why does it effect me so much? Why do I let it?