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  1. How Twilight Works... http://theoatmeal.com/story... Bwaahaahaa! about 17 hours ago from web
  2. If you're havin' Yeti problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and Bigfoot ain't one! about 18 hours ago from web
  3. @hereticaneue taters! the most vile member of the nightshade family! i haz intolerance, but eat them anyway occasionally. they're tasty! about 18 hours ago from web in reply to hereticaneue
  4. SHOW US YOUR TWEETS! 2:17 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. @hereticaneue Let us bequeath her fabulous gifts of Hello Kittiness & Johnny Depp on a silver platter. I wouldn't even fight her for em! 1:47 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to hereticaneue
  6. I'm 142% sure I don't give a moose's arse about New Moon. Mention it, and I will simply respond "Bend over...The Moose is loose!!" 1:44 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. No more Twitter-Bitter! I'll try and be like the cool kids & actually use this thing. I will for sure be posting the same crap on Facebook. 1:25 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. has nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds. 11:48 AM Aug 22nd from web
  9. I spend way too much time wasting time on Y!A. Yet I still find myself asking... How *is* babby formed? http://tinyurl.com/24k4zk 8:13 PM Feb 2nd from web
  10. I bought shoes! Squee! They are trés cute! http://tinyurl.com/clvnev! Yay! It's the leettle things, beetches. The leettle things. 8:10 PM Feb 2nd from web
  11. @heykelley you and me both, dahling! (; 8:00 PM Feb 2nd from web in reply to hereticahaiku
  12. i haz a sick. bleh. hallo room... please stop spinning, thanks. 4:42 PM Jan 26th from web
  13. @secretidcrisis It's all good... I'm a polytheist. I believe in multiple Godwins. 10:02 PM Jan 23rd from web in reply to secretidcrisis
  14. Have you ever made a wager with Pascal over whether Pavlov's dog can shave Shroedinger's cat with Occam's razor? 9:15 PM Jan 23rd from web
  15. @moominboy Yesterday, you were Moominboy... Today thou art MOOMINMAN! (; 9:11 PM Jan 23rd from web in reply to moominboy
  16. Shine on, you crazy pineapple... 9:09 PM Jan 23rd from web
  17. Fuck me sideways and call me a martian... I think I might be kind of tired today. Too much revelry, not enough mojitos. 11:04 PM Jan 15th from web
  18. I won fiddy dollars at some work meeting event thingy. Yay fiddy dollars! Yay shoes? Yes. Of course "yay shoes!". I mean... duh. 10:58 PM Jan 15th from web
  19. @secretidcrisis Yeah... you're right. I'm wallowing, when I could be buying some shoes instead. Retail therapy! Stat! XD 6:03 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to secretidcrisis
  20. I'm tired of the bullshit. I'm just so tired. It's not anything serious, but why does it effect me so much? Why do I let it? 4:37 PM Jan 4th from web
  • Name Heidi Almighty!
  • Location Northern California
  • Bio The Auntie Christ. Creatrix. Bullsh!t Artist. Design Monkey. Writer. Corporate Lackey. Leo. ENFP. Contemptress. Tarotista. HAIL ERIS!
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