HeidiHelman
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thinks that every time you kill a mosquito, you should be able to absorb the energy of everything it sucked on -- Highlander style!
11:47 AM Dec 11th
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Funniest thing I've heard today: "Can't you just show me right now how to make HTML?" Like it is a cake & we'll all be eating it by noon.
11:16 AM Sep 29th
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The baby kicks me a lot if I wait too long to eat breakfast, I hope she doesn't continue this habit once she's on the outside.
10:35 AM Sep 29th
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@ I have a stun gun, but limited availability.
10:39 AM Aug 14th
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I miss coffee so much today I wrote a song about it, it goes like this, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
10:12 AM Aug 14th
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Doesn't PETA know that what holds them back from being taken seriously is their COMPLETE inability to pick their battles? Prioritize people!
2:38 PM Jul 16th
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@ Congratulations on 39 years of wedded bliss! Also: AWESOME Pygmy Marmoset photo! :)
10:16 AM Jul 13th
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The crepe myrtle outside my office window has bloomed! It brings the 3 B's to distract me from work: birds, bees and butterflies. Lovely!
10:14 AM Jul 13th
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@ I know it's apples and oranges. It just feels wrong that our tax dollars get spent on a diva funeral instead of things of substance
4:24 PM Jul 8th
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The 2 US journalists are still imprisoned in N. Korea. I can't believe we wasted $3M on MJ while these women suffer unjustly! Priorities!?!
11:38 AM Jul 8th
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Figured out that PMS stands for Pregnancy Monthly Simulation: backaches, weird cravings, mood swings -- it preps you for the long haul :)
11:33 AM Jul 8th
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The bank chose the other offer, so no house...AGAIN. After getting screwed on 2 other houses, I thought we had some Real Estate Karma by now
8:26 AM Jul 7th
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I am officially annoyed that people will not stop talking about Michael Jackson. They act like he was a saint, he was more like a priest.
11:43 AM Jul 6th
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It's such a Monday. My repeated response today, "Really?! You want me to spend time on THAT!?" Oh well, what ever gets me my next paycheck.
11:34 AM Jul 6th
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The bank did not say a peep on Friday, but the weekend was great anyway. Cross all your fingers, toes and eyes that we get good news today!
8:32 AM Jul 6th
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We find out today if the bank accepts our offer on the house, looking forward to finding out what kind of weekend we'll haveo
2:55 PM Jul 3rd
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So the CDC says you only have to worry about swine flu killing you if you're overweight, pregnant, short, etc. I can never leave the house.
3:25 PM Jul 2nd
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I discovered the difference between jam and preserves today. Preserves is actual chunks of fruit and is KING DELICIOUS!
1:04 PM Jun 22nd
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Blood panel today, the gal got it in the FIRST STICK! That has never happened in my entire life. Feeling good about the next 6 months :)
12:58 PM Jun 22nd
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I passed my 1st trimester with a C. One day into my 2nd trimester & I like this syllabus much more. 3rd trimester has one hell of a final!
12:20 PM Jun 15th
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