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HeidiHelman

  1. thinks that every time you kill a mosquito, you should be able to absorb the energy of everything it sucked on -- Highlander style!
  2. Funniest thing I've heard today: "Can't you just show me right now how to make HTML?" Like it is a cake & we'll all be eating it by noon.
  3. The baby kicks me a lot if I wait too long to eat breakfast, I hope she doesn't continue this habit once she's on the outside.
  4. @huensao I have a stun gun, but limited availability.
  5. I miss coffee so much today I wrote a song about it, it goes like this, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  6. Doesn't PETA know that what holds them back from being taken seriously is their COMPLETE inability to pick their battles? Prioritize people!
  7. @NantzTed Congratulations on 39 years of wedded bliss! Also: AWESOME Pygmy Marmoset photo! :)
  8. The crepe myrtle outside my office window has bloomed! It brings the 3 B's to distract me from work: birds, bees and butterflies. Lovely!
  9. @ghelman I know it's apples and oranges. It just feels wrong that our tax dollars get spent on a diva funeral instead of things of substance
  10. The 2 US journalists are still imprisoned in N. Korea. I can't believe we wasted $3M on MJ while these women suffer unjustly! Priorities!?!
  11. Figured out that PMS stands for Pregnancy Monthly Simulation: backaches, weird cravings, mood swings -- it preps you for the long haul :)
  12. The bank chose the other offer, so no house...AGAIN. After getting screwed on 2 other houses, I thought we had some Real Estate Karma by now
  13. I am officially annoyed that people will not stop talking about Michael Jackson. They act like he was a saint, he was more like a priest.
  14. It's such a Monday. My repeated response today, "Really?! You want me to spend time on THAT!?" Oh well, what ever gets me my next paycheck.
  15. The bank did not say a peep on Friday, but the weekend was great anyway. Cross all your fingers, toes and eyes that we get good news today!
  16. We find out today if the bank accepts our offer on the house, looking forward to finding out what kind of weekend we'll haveo
  17. So the CDC says you only have to worry about swine flu killing you if you're overweight, pregnant, short, etc. I can never leave the house.
  18. I discovered the difference between jam and preserves today. Preserves is actual chunks of fruit and is KING DELICIOUS!
  19. Blood panel today, the gal got it in the FIRST STICK! That has never happened in my entire life. Feeling good about the next 6 months :)
  20. I passed my 1st trimester with a C. One day into my 2nd trimester & I like this syllabus much more. 3rd trimester has one hell of a final!