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| Paowang由于机房检修，停机四小时。 |
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| 第80届奥斯卡最佳动画短片提名【附影片视频】http://tinyurl.com/2jgqnh |
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| 我是周杰伦的粉丝，陈冠希道歉了，大家就饶了阿娇吧！ |
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| 在中国，经常有很屌的事情发生。比如说正龙拍虎，比如说经济学家肛门口腔倒置，等等等等。因此，这里提出一个《屌事大猜想》，当几个鸡巴人遇见几个鸡巴官，再配上几个鸡巴专家，三鸡巴一体，屌事就发生了。 ... |
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| 右派在网上搞群众运动，左派则是搞个人权威。这可以作为一条判别真左右的定理。 |
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| 舍不得用的一瓶香水跌了下来，结果是用来拖地。越是珍惜在意，最后的结局就越是奢侈浪费。 |
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| 好感可以换多少钱？ |
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| 天生猥琐可以通过整容手术补救，但是脏就无可救药了。 |
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| 崔健演唱会的最大收获是在彩排时见到了姜文的女儿姜一郎，宛若天使。 |
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| 自由就是始终被强奸的命运，但是允许选择姿势。 |
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| http://tinyurl.com/2byc83 |
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| We begin by coveting what we see every day. |
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| A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... |
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| Getting anywhere - yes? Getting all the way - to the F...B...I. |
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| how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. |
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| . What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...? |
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| That accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. |
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| Good nutrition hasgiven you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you - Officer Starling? |
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| A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... |
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