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腾格尔的风格是:用最大的气力,唱出最小的声音。

Paowang由于机房检修,停机四小时。
第80届奥斯卡最佳动画短片提名【附影片视频】http://tinyurl.com/2jgqnh
我是周杰伦的粉丝,陈冠希道歉了,大家就饶了阿娇吧!
在中国,经常有很屌的事情发生。比如说正龙拍虎,比如说经济学家肛门口腔倒置,等等等等。因此,这里提出一个《屌事大猜想》,当几个鸡巴人遇见几个鸡巴官,再配上几个鸡巴专家,三鸡巴一体,屌事就发生了。 ...
右派在网上搞群众运动,左派则是搞个人权威。这可以作为一条判别真左右的定理。
舍不得用的一瓶香水跌了下来,结果是用来拖地。越是珍惜在意,最后的结局就越是奢侈浪费。
好感可以换多少钱?
天生猥琐可以通过整容手术补救,但是脏就无可救药了。
崔健演唱会的最大收获是在彩排时见到了姜文的女儿姜一郎,宛若天使。
自由就是始终被强奸的命运,但是允许选择姿势。
http://tinyurl.com/2byc83
We begin by coveting what we see every day.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
Getting anywhere - yes? Getting all the way - to the F...B...I.
how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out.
. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...?
That accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia.
Good nutrition hasgiven you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you - Officer Starling?
A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste...
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