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Sure you're all fascinated to hear I'm now safely on a train back to Suffolk. That there London is no place for an old bear. END OF TWEETS.about 13 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Am walking down Brick Lane boggled by how fashionable the young folk are. Country living has rendered me geriatric. And scared of asymmetry.about 13 hours agofrom UberTwitter
I have such lovely friends RT @rickyhaley: Asked my mum for xmas to get me a brass door plaque saying 'Proud Paedo'. Probably just get socksabout 13 hours agofrom UberTwitter
... You Have The DNA Of 6 Gross Guys On You I'd Be Screaming Too". Dudes, get with the 140 character program.about 16 hours agofrom UberTwitter
LazaridesGallery just mailed abt a new artwork called "Not Counting The Vintage Jizz Crusted On The Thrift Store Sweater You Just Shopliftedabout 16 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Couldn't use my Blackberry for first 20 MINS on this train cos hands so numb from trudge thru Suffolk snow! It blinded me too! How I suffer!about 17 hours agofrom UberTwitter