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  1. @cibellecibelle SO snowy! i have taken beautiful photos but can't find the usb thingie to upload them. it will appear soon.
  2. @gracedent lovely ta - just been taking photos of snow at cottage AND re-reading diary of a chav! must get the posh poppet one. how are you?
  3. @gracedent you do know the story about Tanita's restraining order against him (re "the master race") don't you?
  4. Sure you're all fascinated to hear I'm now safely on a train back to Suffolk. That there London is no place for an old bear. END OF TWEETS.
  5. @Joe_Caluori DOGGING
  6. @WadeyWade @rob_fitzpatrick Enough about the baby
  7. Am walking down Brick Lane boggled by how fashionable the young folk are. Country living has rendered me geriatric. And scared of asymmetry.
  8. I have such lovely friends RT @rickyhaley: Asked my mum for xmas to get me a brass door plaque saying 'Proud Paedo'. Probably just get socks
  9. @WadeyWade @rob_fitzpatrick a skinny fair-haired bloke just dashed past me with a pushchair looking reeeeally dodgy WAS IT YOU
  10. @priyaelan Listen mate, until you've heard Flea play a wiggle wiggle bassline over Harrowdown Hill, you aint lived
  11. @Dorianlynskey Dorian you've won this competition before it's even become a hashtag. Nothing compares to a dad who gets you on JMC guestlist
  12. @alexispetridis and Lovefoxx trod on her hand. But the day she rang to ask if I could get her guest list for Art Brut sent me over the edge.
  13. @alexispetridis Oh we go to gigs, my mum's the real muso in our family, not me. She LOVES seeing eg Franz live. She went to CSS by herself
  14. ... You Have The DNA Of 6 Gross Guys On You I'd Be Screaming Too". Dudes, get with the 140 character program.
  15. LazaridesGallery just mailed abt a new artwork called "Not Counting The Vintage Jizz Crusted On The Thrift Store Sweater You Just Shoplifted
  16. Couldn't use my Blackberry for first 20 MINS on this train cos hands so numb from trudge thru Suffolk snow! It blinded me too! How I suffer!
  17. @alexispetridis @gracedent My dad gave Mum every Meatloaf LP for her b'day. "Your favourite band!" She was horrified - its actually Lambchop
  18. @lexpretend @abbymcdonald She got famous before she got interesting. It irked because it was in the wrong order.
  19. Gutted. RT @priyaelan: In other news I've found out Sade's real name is 'Helen' :(
  20. @alex_lake ha ha so true. poor old BA.