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heavysteve

@blues_traveler Part of me wishes it wasnt, the other 87% really wants to see it, haha. 4:51 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to blues_traveler
pattonoswalt Hey, remember PULP FICTION? The kids who were born a YEAR AFTER it came out are about to graduate high school. #suicide 2:31 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by heavysteve and 2108 others
@blues_traveler Have you heard about Iron Sky? Nazis regroup on the moon and attack, Sarah Palin is POTUS. Trailer on YouTube. Looks dope. 6:18 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to blues_traveler
@slim @jmmfc I'm in the club of ppl who f'd in your previous sex dungeon. #co_s_nfu_ke_ 1:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@slim ouch, right in the childhood 7:17 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to slim
slim BREAKING: BRICK AND MORTER SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE DIGITAL SOMETHING. 5:35 PM Apr 11th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by heavysteve and 8 others
amyschumer Couples who do amateur porn need to redecorate. Enough with the bare walls and tacky comforters. #respectyourself 8:17 AM Mar 24th via Mobile Web Retweeted by heavysteve and 155 others
@joerogan loved the interview on @kiddchris "let's get this bitch high" hahaha 4:26 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Looking for inspiration? You aren't if you are not following @madflavor 4:00 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
AriShaffir That's how hikers die. RT @moonfrye: "Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -Emerson 9:54 AM Mar 19th via UberSocial for iPhone Retweeted by heavysteve and 152 others
madflavor Its Monday, are you ready to play for keeps? Get your shit together.......... 4:41 AM Mar 19th via web Retweeted by heavysteve and 78 others
Vondecarlo Great IFC interview with @JimNorton reflecting on Patrice O'Neal. tinyurl.com/6mn3tuy #LoveForPatrice #MrP RT RT RT 2:27 AM Mar 14th via web Retweeted by heavysteve and 37 others
Conchucky @OpieRadio I don't think @gretawire would know funny if it bit her on the hair lip... #LOLing 10:29 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to OpieRadio Retweeted by heavysteve
pattonoswalt RIP Davey Jones. So it's just Paul and Ringo left now, right? 10:44 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by heavysteve and 681 others
AnthonyCumia I kinda got it when Charmin was going with the "Bear shits in the woods" thing but now they're in a house using a toilet? 8:30 PM Feb 28th via Twitterrific Retweeted by heavysteve and 5 others
@punkinqueen don't you know someone named lord beard? twitter.com/heavysteve/sta… 7:06 PM Feb 27th via Camera on iOS
PatFrmMoonachie Ya know, i'm starting to feel a little guilty about my "Whitney Houston Brings 'Shovel Ready' Job To Newark" Tweet. #LameExcuseToSayItAgain 12:35 PM Feb 16th via web Retweeted by heavysteve and 7 others
@pennjillette As a gentleman of approximately your dimensions, how's the comfort factor? 2:59 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pennjillette
AnthonyCumia The JCP screaming "NOOOOO" commercials really make me want to slit throats. 5:51 PM Jan 30th via Echofon Retweeted by heavysteve and 25 others
@AnthonyCumia I didn't know that was a JCP commercial until you just said that, because whenev it comes on its a mad dash to change channel 8:49 AM Jan 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnthonyCumia