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  1. @ambolina Well I've been on here for two or three years, but my Tweetsplosion's fairly recent. Year? Whenever I installed TweetDeck.
  2. Ugh I need to make a new lj icon. And a new Twitter icon but I love this one lol
  3. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @ambolina: 135 tweets received since this morning. Lol. I blame @heatherface
  4. An anagram that can be created with "the menstrual cycle:" "My cunt creates hell." (Thanks to @LadyBlownapart)
  5. @definatalie I have nothing against her body, she's GORGEOUS, I just think some of her clothes don't fit right. But she definitely has balls
  6. There's either one extra or one missing vitamin in this container. That drives me batty.
  7. @definatalie And FFS look at how I dress, I was just giving an opinion, not writing her a letter full of fashion advice. :P
  8. @definatalie You should know better than to think I'd start fatwank, that's not what I meant. I complimented you, didn't I? YOU dress great!
  9. @definatalie Yes Natalie, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying. I'm a fat girl saying we all need to wear housedresses because we're just so ugly.
  10. @definatalie I'm...fully aware that she knows. I think you're missing what I'm saying.
  11. @definatalie No, I mean all the time. She COULD look cute, but instead I just see a fat girl who's in denial about being as big as she is.
  12. @definatalie I'm not saying "How dare she not please me," but she might as well just wear a spandex leotard if that's all she's after.
  13. @LadyBlownapart It bugs me that she designs clothes yet doesn't know her size. My friend @definatalie rocks the hell out of the domino dress
  14. @almalthia It would've been valid if she'd told me two hours earlier, but she let it build up so I thought she was mad over something else.
  15. I'm so fucking pissed, I was looking forward to going to Carney's but noooo.
  16. @emmalina Why? Having a lot of cousins is bullshit too. He can have some of mine FFS, I have about two thousand.
  17. @smaps wtf
  18. @emmalina Having a sibling doesn't automatically equal a friend. I never wanted a sibling lol
  19. @smaps lol Sounds like a plan.
  20. That was a complete waste of getting ready, my mother's pissed off at me now so I told her to just run her errands without me.