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  1. @BrianCraigEllis maybe they should start playing it thru tinny speakers to keep them away from public places
  2. And lumps. Lots and lots of lumps. Chers collègues, I may not be in tomorrow. *Sigh*
  3. Am winner in Vomit Minimisation Sprint. Candidate event for the Parenting Olympics, it has it all: reaction time, tactics, speed, laundry,,,
  4. @sophieodoom Why did I assume FAC was female?
  5. Black Eyed Peas v popular with under-10s: who knew?
  6. Red fizzy drink and a couple of glow sticks - who could ask for anything more?
  7. At school disco. R beside herself with excitement.
  8. @CatJeffcoat but maybe that's just me :)
  9. @CatJeffcoat sleep deprivation has same IQ-sapping effect - combined with caffeine deprivation would surely herald total cognitive shutdown
  10. SpottyTot contagious, v bored with the whole shunning human society thing. As is her mum. Hello, workmates! See you Monday (please God) ;)
  11. M's spots seem to be clearing up - just as I was thinking of renting her to City Gallery as mascot for Yayoi Kusama installation.
  12. @saniac the most disagreeable part of my otherwise perfectly pleasant job is having to watch him (we index some political TV content)
  13. @saniac you forgot racism, anti-people with learning difficulties... I'm sure the list goes on.
  14. Quote of the day: 'Becca, stop riding the lunch!'
  15. Today: bar mitzvah gig; J's work Xmas do/wrap party. Poor J stuck inside with spotty and contagious tot + bored 5yo for most of (rainy) day
  16. Trying to come up with costume ideas for work Kiwiana Christmas party. Any suggestions for how to dress as the cultural cringe?
  17. Maggie: 'I got spots! I Dorothy the Dinosaur!'
  18. @BrianCraigEllis Because, to quote my brother-in-law, 'boys are atrocious.'
  19. Poor wee Mags has chicken pox :(
  20. @davemosk Since you ask, what's with that? And yes.