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  1. @astroengine Actually, the question SHOULD be WHY are so many c-sections performed? Our medical practices are WAY beyond "normal" here.
  2. I missed my calling. I should have went into earth science. I'm like a geode... rough and unassuming on the outside, sparkly on the inside.
  3. RT @Serafinoj1 "Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split up. This marks the end of the most useless pair of liberals since FDR's legs."
  4. Multi-tasking while listening to MOTHRA. "I think it was the JUICE! The natives made us all drink Juice! Natives!? Juice?!" Ahhh Mothra.
  5. RT @Doorah "I always get podiatry confused with proctology" Well, maybe @corycramer did too! No wonder it's taking SOOOO long!
  6. @daynegerous PERFECT! Can you please "tub" me the Innova hazmat suit so I can safely cheer-check the .dotpod?
  7. @thinkgeek Enjoy some online FESTIVUS feats of strength! There are worse ways to shill wine. http://graperanch.com/festivus/game.html
  8. Thanks to @heycoreyj 's internet trolling skills, we have "holidized" @corycramer 's website! http://www.holidize.me/CCE Rrrrar!
  9. Pretty sure my ass has frozen to the concrete waiting for @corycramer so I can whip out some client holiday cheer!
  10. @daynegerous - don't worry, I'll be sure to wear gloves while inspecting them. ;)
  11. @daynegerous if @corycramer EVER gets back from his FOOT doc...I will properly inspect @sweetjames @heycoreyj & @sconlin 's cheer level.
  12. @sweetjames @sconlin @heycoreyj I call "bullshit". ;)
  13. RT @innovaideas: 'Fight Like A Girl' Raises Cash For Cancer - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines: http://bit.ly/7ej4as via @signifypink
  14. You - and now I - KNOW you're a complete moron when you spell "You're" like this: #YouKnowYourFat
  15. Old Man Winter is a BITCH in reverse drag! Our Christmas has been officially postponed. Wah wah wah.
  16. @thinkgeek All I want for X-mas is a Tauntaun sleeping bag! Can't travel in this weather so please make my Holiday bright! #tauntauntuesday
  17. F'n impressive. ♫ http://blip.fm/~i64gv
  18. "Don't Worry, Be Happy" sells Mr. McFerrin short. A capella awesomeness. ♫ http://blip.fm/~i644r
  19. Definitely my theme song for the day. Unfortunately! At least Bowie and Freddie make it better. ♫ http://blip.fm/~i4zug
  20. RT @tifftwin: RT @ScottWGraves: "I'm Afraid For My Country," says Pulitzer-Winning Obama Voter http://j.mp/4KG3xF via @tjosephcarter @Co ...