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  1. Thanks for the great gift idea CBS...pap smears for all! http://vurl.me/BYI
  2. Well then, let's reach out and touch someone.
  3. Ted, this has been a most unusual day.
  4. Ted, you and I have witnessed many things but nothing as bodacious as what just happened.
  5. Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
  6. Greetings my excellent friends.
  7. That's Captain Ahab dude!
  8. Sure Missy...I mean Mom.
  9. ...and that is why we need a triumphant video...EXCELLENT!
  10. Purple Jesus clocked at 109, Bernard Berrian clocked at 104...how fast can Brett get that lawn mower up to?
  11. Mark Mangino resigns...the Jayhawk T-shirt market will take a nose dive. "My coach can eat your coach."
  12. MST3K Marathon tonight...The Undead, Terror From The Year 5000, and last but not least The Giant Spider Invasion.
  13. Not sure if you missed this on the national news but...THE MCRIB IS BACK!
  14. Bad Lieutenant: one of the best baseball movies ever.
  15. @Wax_Heaven T-4!
  16. A Packer victory...now for some turkey.
  17. No Best Buy Ad in my paper! Dillons will burn!
  18. I can watch this kid getting hit by the door a million times without it getting old. http://vurl.me/BTM
  19. @GiffsRiffs It's a pretty big inch. No chance of a filibuster as they only 51 votes to pass now that this is done.
  20. Went to a movie and stumbled upon a mass of girls waiting for Twilight 2...somehow this is not as sad as the people waiting for Episode 1.