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- Worked the door at a charity event this evening. Delightful to know that, even at 44, my boobs still have the ability to draw a crowd.12:43 AM Jul 12th from web
- @wickedgoddess: Why not? You're the one who has to smell your dog! 'Sides, eucalyptus repels fleas. :-)8:15 PM Jul 10th from web
- My birthday balloon from D-land is still fully elevated a week later. :-)12:29 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Why do these hoors I don't know keep following me on twitter? Could it be because I'm the procuress of the Grindhouse?10:15 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @thinkmilly: It ain't so. :-) That was Jason James Richter; Elijah Wood was in Radio Flyer.8:13 PM Jun 30th from web
- I'm suddenly beset with an urge to smoke cloves & listen to Bowie's My Death & Width of a Circle. Could it be because I am wearing Severin?8:07 PM Jun 30th from web
- Miss Late-to-the-party-but-still-havin'-fun is spending the week watching HBO's Carnivale and ordering Hello Kitty MAC off the interwebz.3:52 PM Jun 30th from web
- Couldn't get the stupid internet to work at the stupid hotel, so I'm only just now saying thank you for all the birthday tweets!9:36 PM Jun 26th from web
- @LafayBebe: Hey there's an ointment for that! My inch is quite happy thankyouverymuch! XD12:08 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Spam subject line invites me to bigger my shortpenis.10:16 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Here's a tip: Do not go into ecstatic trance while you are behind the wheel of an automobile.1:10 AM Jun 21st from web
- Some say pigs are very clean animals and should not be the metaphor for all things filthy. As their replacement, I nominate the goldfish.6:09 PM Jun 16th from web
- @starcrossedlady: Run amok! Run amok!10:29 AM Jun 10th from web
- Is it meat? Is it cake? It's meat cake! What does it smell like? It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!5:34 PM Jun 9th from web
- Again, Pixar pwns my heart.6:52 PM Jun 5th from web
- @syzygy13: Literally or metaphorically? ;-)10:20 AM Jun 1st from web
- It's obviously after midnight because the television suddenly got a whole lot crappier.12:06 AM May 31st from web
- @alicia_stardust: Hopefully! How fast did they sell out last time?8:49 PM May 26th from web
- Ah. Now I can be abnormally attracted to sin, in addition to being fatally attracted to cuteness. ^_^6:15 PM May 26th from web
- Presenting my latest musical crush; Coyote Grace: http://www.coyotegrace.com2:55 PM May 23rd from web
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- Name Deirdre Clyde
- Location San Francisco
- Bio This is where I let this bitch out!
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