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@geofflatulippe Nice, nice -- Very excited for it. I'm also using it for bicep curls and to knock out intruders. about 11 hours ago from Power Twitter in reply to geofflatulippe
I feel like I'm about to ruin my gym-going morning with a ribs-eating evening. about 11 hours ago from Power Twitter
@geofflatulippe Just bought it last night -- can't wait to get into it! about 11 hours ago from Power Twitter in reply to geofflatulippe
Got invited to a baby's birthday party. 1.) That baby better let me play with its WWF dolls. 2.) Two words: goodie bag. I better get one. 12:48 PM Dec 20th from Power Twitter
@bradandcoffee I would eat that machine before it would even consider transporting me through time. 12:09 PM Dec 20th from Power Twitter in reply to bradandcoffee
Every second of this video is MAGNIFICENT. Thanks to @diorabaird1 for tweeting this treasure. I went here after prom. http://bit.ly/4zCVwx 5:46 PM Dec 19th from Power Twitter
Actual Idiotic Thing I Said: "I wanna make sure it doesn't explode." (I said to TSA guy who was checking my bag, re: contact lens solution) 2:43 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
Never left the Philly airport, but still had the best sweet peppers of my life. God bless Philly's food! 2:41 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
Official Hot Tub Time Machine trailer... let the games begin! http://bit.ly/4BElK6 5:15 PM Dec 16th from Power Twitter
It's a weird weird weird awesome day when I'm legally entitled to a higher salary for holding a Chihuahua. 11:02 AM Dec 16th from Power Twitter
@darthhester nice hashtag. had no idea that was you. 10:53 AM Dec 16th from Power Twitter in reply to darthhester
Prepare thyselves... Hot Tub trailer is coming... 4:34 PM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
Just saw snow in California for first time. Kinda messes with my childhood impressions of the state (string bikinis and Eddie Murphy mainly) 7:03 AM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
@diorabaird1 Thanks for jumping in the Tub! Classiest 80s broad ever! Wait, is it unclassy to call a chick a broad? :) 1:59 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to diorabaird1
@julefish It's never too late for Vegas! And tell them it means "way too far." 3:12 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter in reply to julefish
@jonhurwitz It's completely take a worm for a walk week! 6:50 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to jonhurwitz
Missing: one chocolate glazed doughnut. Last seen at Dunkin' Donuts. If found, please return to owner. May be in the company of milk. 7:57 AM Dec 7th from Power Twitter
Love when whores get angry with other whores. And when the word Situation is used as a noun and a proper noun in same sentence. #jerseyshore 8:59 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
I'm sure I'm late to the table on this, but I hope #jerseyshore stays on the air for a hundred million years. 8:56 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
Episode 2: Steven Seagal teaches the cops how to fend off a violent 5'2" 120 pound Asian boy doing Akido. Lot of that is Louisiana I guess. 9:56 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter