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headsuit

  1. There are no winners when you’ve to go to the loo during the night. Flush - you wake everyone. Don’t - they have a surprise to wake up to.
  2. I was shocked to find out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
  3. The stars of track and field are beautiful people
  4. A mile and a half on a bus takes a long time.
  5. @daithi_ie You're too sexy to be skiing around slopes in 2012/13
  6. If I died, I wonder how long it would take me to realise I was in hell and not at work?
  7. Humerus is mildly a bone in your arm. RT "@bighungryenda: @headsuit did you come up with that yourself? That's actually mildly humerus"
  8. @ComedyMean That's what HE said! (to me)
  9. @Goose__84 @bighungryenda #Clonmacquiet
  10. @bighungryenda It's coming up to my favourite 6¾ months of the year when we're both the same age.
  11. @NeatFreak_ @Galler So, just the chips and the shower then?
  12. @ComedyMean My false teeth are at the blacksmith's being welded so all I'm having for lunch is this bowl of gruel *slurp slurp*
  13. @ComedyMean Ohh, you're one of those high maintenance girls.
  14. @Galler I've just had a Leo Burdock's. I feel like a need a shower. Vinegar coming out of my pores.
  15. @ComedyMean Hair you regularly remove?
  16. @Galler Happy National Cish & Fhips Day!
  17. @bighungryenda I think I have "jamais vu" cos all your old jokes are still hilarious to me.
  18. @Caroline__Lynch Toothbrush or hairbrush. Who goes? You decide!
  19. Would you rather wake up and find your teeth have fallen out or your hair has fallen out?
  20. “Bison” ~ a buffalo saying goodbye to his son when he left for college