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Learning to play my new ukulele! On pills (me, not the ukulele)!
| headrubby I seriously just now realized in a blinding flash of bitchiness that burning man is actually straight pride. |
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| headrubby Sometimes your tribal uniform and retarded chicken dance are actually inappropriate + you look like a hobbit. |
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| headrubby First Lollyphile sale ever! Free shipping on all orders to everywhere: http://www.lollyphile.com |
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| headrubby here I'm hoping that when xeno finally actually moves here I'll feel less compelled to drink excessively every time we hang out. |
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| headrubby Just got back from Juplaya, 30 years old, sunburned, and deeply satisfied with my birthday celebrations. Will turn on my phone tomorrow. |
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| headrubby Bye, twenties. Ill be in the desert if you need me. |
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| headrubby Easy as a girl named heather? Don't be silly. Nothing's that easy. |
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| headrubby Best spam ever (I just got this): Jerk your cum crayon and color me white. |
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| headrubby Journey makes everything you do feel like its part of a montage. |
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| headrubby FYI: mangosteen tastes like diabetes + NASA ice cream. |
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| headrubby @jamessime easy: http://tinyurl.com/6rnsa4 |
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| headrubby I may be stoned, but I'm pretty sure that Zohan was actually awesome. |
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| headrubby Lollyphile in Penthouse, finally capturing the sought-after "teenagers who have stolen their parent's credit cards" demographic. |
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| headrubby eating e at pride is like dumping a bucket of blood on your head and going deep-sea swimming. |
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| headrubby Dancing topless with lesbians at a rather nice restaurant. To the general disbelief of people trying to eat here. |
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| headrubby Seriously who the fuck reads the Archie digest? |
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| headrubby George Michael wrote careless whisper when he was 17! |
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| headrubby Manscaping |
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| headrubby shirtcocking. |
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