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  1. When faced with insane 106 degree heat, baking cookies on your dashboard is a strangely sane response: http://bit.ly/DueKn #FB12:54 PM Jul 14th from CoTweet
  2. Eternal moonwalk - Warning, this is addictive! #MJ #FB http://bit.ly/IIz0x9:06 AM Jul 12th from CoTweet
  3. @Stottle Finally, A Decent Website To Browse Android Apps: AndroLib http://bit.ly/hgo9j9:05 AM Jul 10th from CoTweet in reply to Stottle
  4. @kmcopeland you don't tweet that much either!?!9:56 AM Jul 9th from CoTweet in reply to kmcopeland
  5. RT @mashable Musicians on Twitter: 100+ Artists That Tweet - http://bit.ly/xBIFy9:11 AM Jul 8th from web
  6. FREE Lollapalooza itunes sampler featuring 15 artists from this August’s lineup. (Great fest too!) http://bit.ly/fc318 #FB9:06 AM Jul 8th from web
  7. Top British spy cover blown--wife's Facebook account left open to public reveals family, vacation and home info http://bit.ly/UYRQY #FB7:42 AM Jul 6th from web
  8. IPhone virtual tombstone for relatives, friends, pets, stars...visit graves any time. "...heaven in...your hand" http://bit.ly/h7xkd #FB7:27 AM Jul 6th from web
  9. Universal Studios making Asteroids movie, despite the fact that the Atari video game offers "no story line", http://bit.ly/Vcc7W #FB7:54 AM Jul 3rd from web
  10. Microsoft ad features projectile vomiting. Really! http://bit.ly/EQiF33:35 PM Jul 1st from web
  11. Help those who help themselves: woman takes $ from purse while owner knelt in church-stole from other taking communion http://bit.ly/VDKr49:20 AM Jul 1st from web
  12. New York man charged with impersonating dead mother to claim her benefits - for six years! http://bit.ly/UGbeF7:50 PM Jun 30th from web
  13. RT @TechCrunch NYTimes and Wikipedia save reporter's life by NOT reporting on his capture http://tcrn.ch/4nF by @GregKumparak6:32 AM Jun 29th from web
  14. Sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest ever uncovered, researchers say. http://bit.ly/n04yz8:21 PM Jun 28th from web
  15. Bring Your Gun to Church Day: http://bit.ly/ifpuZ2:00 PM Jun 28th from web
  16. @cyberchucktx hey how are you doing...M.1:33 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to cyberchucktx
  17. Do not run red light, change lanes wrong, have seatbelt off & visit drug surveillance with casket w\ 100lbs of pot http://bit.ly/HA5VF #fb9:56 AM Jun 27th from web
  18. Croatian Mayor on National TV: "...I'd like Bowie to play...Freddie Mercury too". Shocked Mercury died 18 years ago. http://bit.ly/pcGhQ #FB3:50 AM Jun 27th from web
  19. Post Your Weight to Motivate: eScale bathroom scale wirelessly uploads and displays your weight @ BodyTrace Website http://bit.ly/bakEn #FB7:08 PM Jun 26th from web
  20. Monkey Urinates on Zambian Pres @ News conf: "You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket...Perhaps these are blessings" http://bit.ly/fYgEY #FB4:36 PM Jun 26th from web