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heYO_kSTRO

  1. "Religion is for those who are afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there."
  2. @shanaericson12 cooked me dinner, sooo romantic!
  3. How convenient that this wether completely mirrors my current inner turmoil ☔😰😡
  4. Wake me from my slumber to throw some bullshit at me? No. FUCK you. I will not be sleeping tonight due to my raging anger, THANK YOU.
  5. Worst phrase that nobody wants to hear: "I think we need to have a talk."
  6. Lol that's a joke if I ever heard one...
  7. @rach_ruth RIGHT. Bastards.
  8. Glad to know my boyfriend's been at his parents this whole weekend and hasn't made one effort to contact me. Cool. Mood killer.
  9. #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you think how you haven't seen someone on your newsfeed in a while and then you realize they deleted you as a friend
  10. I love pearl jam. Words cannot describe.
  11. @Rkeserich2112 well you're not an option!
  12. Sunday funday who wants to poay with me?!
  13. Haha twitter.com/heYO_kSTRO/sta…
  14. Buffalo chicken ranch pizza from Romeos. #BOMB
  15. #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen some random black guy asks "what are 5 white dudes doing out with one white chick?"
  16. Work is ruining my life! Hate meeting up with my friends when I'm sober and everyone else is already drunk
  17. Thursday already. But wait, still 4 more doubles to get through. The week is still so far from being over :(
  18. @Juscallme_Kellz I talked to your mom about him a while ago at wing warehouse, he definitely looks just like you!
  19. @imSO_randi I wanted this forever! I think I'm about done there's not a lot more I want to do. Probably a half sleeve but not for a while