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  1. I think I just heard a customer in the Post Office address a member of Post Office staff as 'Mummy'. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @fleeberella Bird t-shirt = poultry? You could buy ingredients for a slight variation on Duck a l'Orange: Duck au Ribena. about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to fleeberella
  3. @ViolaMaths indeed! And will almost certainly not care whether they're organic! about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ViolaMaths
  4. Man in supermarket:"Come on, we're not buying any fish." Child wearing hat-that-looks-like-fish: "But we HAVE to! I've got my FISH hat on!" about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Woman thrusting some broccoli at 2-year-old child in supermarket: "Do you want organic?" 7:35 AM Jan 5th from Echofon
  6. Turns out that getting superglue on one's fingers immediately before recording a viola part to something is quite a bad idea. 3:55 PM Jan 4th from Echofon
  7. Reason for 7 year hairdresser gap: Fear and Loathing of Hairdresser Small Talk About My Holidays and Whether I Am A Student etc. 1:11 PM Jan 4th from Echofon
  8. Went to hairdresser for first time in 7 years. Hair was cut by nice man who asked only hair-related questions & nothing about my life. Yay! 1:10 PM Jan 4th from Echofon
  9. Yowch. Playing viola straight after doing the dishes = soft, soggy fingertips on thin metal wires = pain. 9:06 AM Jan 3rd from Echofon
  10. Recomposing a pretty little riff I wrote 2 years ago into something dirty and monstrous. Or, at least, that is the hope. 9:02 AM Jan 3rd from Tweetie
  11. I am now going to drink a Twinings 'Morning Detox' herbal infusion at 4.50pm. I am, like, SUCH a rebel. 8:49 AM Jan 3rd from web
  12. I once read that there is/was an Indonesian law against whitewashing a snake. Seems comparatively sensible in light of Irish blasphemy law. 7:42 AM Jan 3rd from web
  13. Still, is satisfying to have made lists. Am going to reward myself with a sliced gherkin and some whisky. 3:22 PM Jan 2nd from web
  14. I have made five to-do lists. All for different areas. One of them is entitled 'Frivolity' though, and includes list of food I want to try. 3:21 PM Jan 2nd from web
  15. New year's resolution: relocate my mojo. (I think Dr. Evil may have it.) 12:42 PM Jan 1st from Tweetie
  16. #10yearsago I played a gig at a huge New Year's Eve party in a barn with my school band. 10:34 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from Echofon
  17. @fleeberella Thanks! Could not find any appliqué, sadly - but did find these: http://bit.ly/8h4rMH 5:47 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from Echofon in reply to fleeberella
  18. I would really really like a Malcolm Tucker appliqué to sew onto my viola case. 4:53 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from Tweetie
  19. http://www.lelanghe.co.uk/ : seriously good food, probably some of the best I've ever had... 2:14 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from Echofon
  20. Two very cold looking bridesmaids are huddled around a cigarette in front of St. William's College. 6:49 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from Echofon