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hbeery

  1. Alcohol and cake for b-fast!!! Thanks @ashleycallahan for the margarita cupcakes!!!!!!
  2. Wondering which theme pushed them over the "I need to write a note" edge. Environment? Star Trek? or Sexy trucker? twitter.com/hbeery/status/…
  3. "...a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Emerson
  4. Flying adventure continues as I exposed myself to TSA agent. Who I am thanking for letting me know I had a very important button undone.
  5. Packing up to leave Minneapolis. I will miss my nest of pillows most. May have to replace J.R. with pillows.
  6. @resalern @kittenplan @kroach @mikecnelson Glad we got to go. The wheels are a spinnin'.
  7. Going to the King and I Thai restaurant for dinner. Hoping for waitstaff costumed like Yul Brenner.
  8. Drinking game: Every time someone says "content" do a shot out of your OnTopic shot glass. #confab12
  9. @cjohnston54 @bullygrrl @resalern Maybe the slap is the awkward part.
  10. Analytics are good at telling you what but they absolutely suck at telling you why. @louisrosenfeld #confab12
  11. Sturgeon's law: 90% of everything's crap. @jmspool #confab12
  12. Yes! RT @resalern New title for @hbeery: scrum master.
  13. Using congress to demonstrate the dangers of poor content. On board with that. #confab12
  14. New plane computer shows less passengers than we have. They're contacting "Huston" to fix the problem. I guess we're going into space.
  15. Got on the plane in Indy. Got off the plane in Indy. I'm pretty sure that's not how this is supposed to work.
  16. Problem with putting this in the bathroom stall is that it makes me think of the "my glass is full of pee" cartoon. twitter.com/hbeery/status/…
  17. @bcarlson518 Do it!
  18. I like coffee. I do. I really really do.
  19. @hypno_21 twitter.com/hbeery/status/…
  20. My theme song for the day is brought to you by Weezer. youtu.be/0LSGvziX_6Y