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  1. This is epic
  2. i have to be honest I actually just don't respect anyone who doesn't get that John and Edward really are what pop music is about.
  3. if only Lucie had, say, a famous sister...
  4. Yeeeahhh! Wit, irony and the true beating heart of pop won!
  5. Literally love the poppy on crotch look.
  6. Aw! Bless them! they really can't do it.
  7. Maybe, just maybe they have amazing voices and they've been bluffing all these weeks...
  8. Deeply disappointed by the sheer lack of taste and humour in the voting public
  9. As ever, my womb leaps with joy when John and Edward get through.
  10. I don't believe they were Jedward's parents. Surely they are a model and a music exec in real life? Surely...
  11. I wish John and Edward were my children.
  12. Enoch Powell, Baden Powell or Robert Powell?
  13. Like a Mr Hyde-style Mr Big. Mr Bigot.
  14. Do you think Nick Griffin thinks he looks like Mr Big from Sex and the City?
  15. Hazel is supporting John and Edward. Brilliant unbearable little Bosies, just like pop stars should be.
  16. Derren!!
  17. "The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
  18. I didn't think Jude Law was a patch on Ben Whishaw. I didn’t like the sign language soliloquies.
  19. I loved Arcadia last night. The play, obviously. Not Topshop.
  20. We had a surprise midnight visitor called Rocco