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In 2 hours i am going camping with my 3 kids. We are not ready. Still need to shop for groceries. Dirt and relaxation will abound!
WTH! Men suck. Why did a woman answer your cell phone? Hopefully I got you in a LOT of trouble. Frickin' Dickhead!!!
Yikes! I think I have become the bitch of an ex-wife! I told him his new "friend" is gross. He can do better! Keep kids away from her!
OK really. School shopping is only fun for the kids. I am so sorry to my mother.,
So, I need some advice. REALLY DO. I hate being an orphan. MOOOOOOOOM! I really need you right now. Times like these I think God sucks.
We are picking blueberries tomorrow. The goal is 50 lbs. Hopefully my 5 yo picks more than she eats!
A clean house and no place we have to go...YES! A perfect evening!!
It looks soooo good. I picked a very neutral that should NEVER need to be changed!!
I have to change the wallpaper in my living room. Stripping is NOT an option. WHY do people not prep the walls properly first?
So much to do. So little motivation to do it.
Facebook. Damn that place is addicting!
School's out for the Summer! I have a to-do list 5 miles long! Now the real work begins!
ALSO, you have to be at your house to clean your house. Days of bathing and sleeping only will take a toll on any neatness that ever was.
My kids are slobs and they get it from their mother.
I am friends with every man that i have ever dated for more than a month. What does that say about me? I am sick of being friends ...!!!
Why did my ex have to just drop by today and comment and criticize? I deliberately stay away when it's his weekend with the kids. Asswipe
I think I have a date! Well, it is not until May 16 because I am crap-ass busy with my kids' lives. But, I do have a date!
I woke up at 5:30 today when I got a text message. I love it that I was thought of first thing in the morning, but it was still dark here!!!
So, if you have a second first date (20 years later), can you get your virginity back (if he was the one you originally gave it away to)?
I have no plans...I am bored and restless. I need a life...