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  1. To recover from #shopocalypse 2k9, i'm going letterboxing this afternoon, getting some sushi, and seein a movie. about 21 hours ago from API
  2. speed lunch with casey and aja. Now we track down doug and assess the damage we all did..... #shopocalypse09 12:25 PM Nov 27th from API
  3. gained a nintendo ds, two sweaters, a scarf, 2 seasons of 30rock, star trek, a tea kettle and chocolate. Now, sweet death #shopocalypse09 7:53 AM Nov 27th from API
  4. admittedly I was defeated at menards. I waited by the exit with a sign that read GO TEAM, though.... #shopocalypse09 5:46 AM Nov 27th from API
  5. menards is the last major stop. I am hiding in the washroom, trying to avoid the flannel. #shopocalypse09 4:46 AM Nov 27th from API
  6. got two crock pots and a toaster for free at target. Also, people will stand in line ANYWHERE #shopocalypse09 4:03 AM Nov 27th from API
  7. waits in a fake line at target. #shopocalypse09 3:10 AM Nov 27th from API
  8. successfully navigated kohls by threatening to toss hot coffee on people. DS has been gained by my minions. #shopocalypse09 2:33 AM Nov 27th from API
  9. currently in line @ kohls. Time to open: 1hr. Sent 2 people to walmart to hoarde me a DS & a copy of startrek... #shopocalypse09 1:02 AM Nov 27th from API
  10. in line at toys r us. Managed to get almost everything on the list. People mostly unrowdy. #shopocalypse09 12:04 AM Nov 27th from API
  11. the shit has gone down at toys r us. 5 police cruisers. Weather is chilly with a chance of batshit #shopocalypse09 10:17 PM Nov 26th from API
  12. "you have to fight for me for that ds." "i will punch a BABY" "THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR." #shopocalypse2k9 9:32 PM Nov 26th from API
  13. preplanning for black friday 2k9. espresso and ads in hand. #shopocalypse09 9:01 PM Nov 26th from API
  14. has an irrational fear that someone is in the bed of any darkened bedroom she enters........ 11:14 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  15. @justinklemsz bon iver is amazing for winter. do it, do it now. 7:06 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  16. the south dakota police department tried to ship me the wallet i lost 15 months ago. the delivery failed so they SENT ME A LETTER. 3:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. @justinklemsz is doing a great job explaining why people use twitter, and where it came from. 9:43 AM Nov 23rd from API
  18. "Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry." -david sedaris on brand loyalty 7:46 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  19. Ugh back to real life on wednesday. 8:17 PM Nov 16th from txt
  20. gains strawberry jam from the table next to her. 9:40 AM Nov 15th from API
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