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I quote @TWalk: In that circle, the damned are forever being distracted in the middle of sthg important by loud droning noises. <YES> 7 minutes ago from web
@dancing_geek Ooh, I love shifting furniture around. Best hobby ever! Semi-related: Crap. Must find some furniture. 18 minutes ago from web in reply to dancing_geek
The circle of hell reserved for people who use leaf-blowers in my neighborhood ... remind me what it looks like? 22 minutes ago from web
@amyderby Ha. We need to live-tweet our non-thankgsiving that we spend drunk in the closet, since our closets are in separate states and all about 20 hours ago from web in reply to amyderby
My gentleman friend: "Oh sweetie. It's not that you don't like Thanksgiving. You just don't like *people*." about 21 hours ago from web
@CarolChase Former townie. VERY former. Did you go to school there? about 21 hours ago from web in reply to CarolChase
@laurastratford You have to use it. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to laurastratford
Genius! When someone asks you something Google could answer instantly: http://lmgtfy.com/ (♲ @josephpred) about 23 hours ago from web
@deniseds Nu? What did you decide? Are you going to foodcart it and distract them while you're in line? about 23 hours ago from web in reply to deniseds
Yet again @NathanBowers is right. "It's good to act douchey because it works" is the last refuge of scoundrels. <-- Totally. 2:44 PM Nov 21st from web
@almachocolate I LOVE the treasuremart! My favoritest ever mug is from there (though, sadly, met its maker a while back). 2:09 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to almachocolate
@MarcieVargas Ah yes. Wouldn't that have been fabulous to have been born IN Zingerman's? I can only imagine. Sigh! 2:08 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to MarcieVargas
@almachocolate No way! Where? 12:18 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to almachocolate
RT @MarcieVargas Zingerman's catalog= porn. Raw milk Stilton may send me over the edge <-- Oh, that catalog is dangerous in too many ways. 11:31 AM Nov 21st from web
@scottru uh oh, that sounds horribly depressing - are you okay? is this one of those "it was only a dream" things? :) 3:36 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to scottru
Chickening it up. The pimping robot crustaceans are courtesy of @melle, of course. Chicken! http://is.gd/4ZNe4 9:59 AM Nov 20th from web
@jmoriarty Wait, you're saying that people don't already date based on SEO rankings? I'm shocked + confused. What world are you living in? 8:55 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to jmoriarty
@sarahegreen Interesting ... will have to think about that. Huh. *boggles* 8:53 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to sarahegreen
@sfslim Oooh! Perpignanity! Extra points! Blow kisses to @dougygyro + @maledictive whom I adore if mostly from afar. #visitpdxalready 6:22 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to sfslim
@amyderby People Who Hate Lists But Can Often Be Found In Bathrooms But Don't Go There Because They're Hiding From People Like You. 6:06 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to amyderby

Name Havi Brooks
Location Portland, OR
Web http://FluentSelf...
Bio Writer. Teacher of destuckification methods. Duck-positive. Pirate queen. Talks to monsters.