Haveakillertime
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Mom made GOBS :D yaaaay!!!!
about 6 hours ago
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@ no what was it?
about 15 hours ago
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I just don't get soap operas. With all the new tech we have...why keep making them the same way? They're terrible.
about 16 hours ago
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God dammit I'm never gonna find parking
12:41 PM Dec 22nd
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I hate when people say 'taters.' They could be the smartest person in the world- I'd still think they were literally retarded
1:18 PM Dec 20th
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Dude!! Fuckin mario and luigi are at rock bottom!! They're even wearing red and green! I'm gonna freak out!! So exciting!
10:51 PM Dec 18th
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@ lol you are so fucking funny
6:11 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to Chaoticlifeform
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I fell out of heaven to be with you in hell
12:32 PM Dec 16th
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U will be shining on me like a midnight sun you're the only one who can set me free
1:27 PM Dec 15th
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@ lol that's a good analogy you're hilarious
10:09 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to scottrbeckman
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Mom wants a pet chicken or a kitten for xmas. I'm goin' kitten shopping today!! :D
10:08 AM Dec 15th
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I'm lonely and I just wanna go out and have a nice holiday themed time tomorrow
10:53 PM Dec 14th
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Anyone wanna go somewhere for drinks tomorrow night?
10:50 PM Dec 14th
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Ohhh shit I just ate a big blob of horseradish. Feel like I have a frate train going through my skull. Its tingling my bones
4:33 PM Dec 13th
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Props to myself for having the best outfit on. And I was totally jst texting in front of a cop yikes
1:26 PM Dec 12th
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Fucking Facebook is always down lately- what the fuck is this? Myspace?
10:28 AM Dec 12th
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I have a life-related grievance-why is everyone else living my dream life?! Bull crap. I'm takin' this up with HR
9:09 AM Dec 12th
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umm yeeahh...you have to be pretty to be a 'trophy wife,' you chubby homely dumbass, so you should probably find a new dream.
5:43 PM Dec 9th
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Is gonna play wow cause she's done with school til january! Yay!!!
5:15 PM Dec 8th
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Thank god for moms that know how to make homemade peanut butter fudge :)
2:17 PM Dec 6th
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- Name Jaime
- Location 3oh!3
- Web http://www.jaimes...
- Bio actress, sketch comedian, baker, bellydancer, cartoon lover
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