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  1. just got a txt msg from a stranger "man, my mobile phone is completely broken, it keeps switching around the numbers" 2:23 AM Dec 18th from web
  2. Realised my job application mght be a bit too informal, when I noticed it began with "why hello there" 1:02 PM Dec 13th from web
  3. @declandebarra if you look at it like that, then suddenly it's empowering instead of degrading. Makes the world seem like a better place ;) 6:51 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to declandebarra
  4. @declandebarra looks like really buff biceps to me 6:36 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to declandebarra
  5. @serafinowicz I hear he also had a white cousin who played the recorder 4:22 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to serafinowicz
  6. @serafinowicz "please" "send" "me" "some" "words" "and" "I" "will" "invent" "jokes" here's some words now make jokes 4:08 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to serafinowicz
  7. my nickname is "poker face". Not because I'm good at poker, but because of how I greet people.... . ..... ... with my penis 4:04 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. @cribble what is this i don't even .. !!1 10:08 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. @jagregory so you're receiving tonnes of spam about spam now? :D 1:03 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Dating tip 4: A fast food joint _can_ be an acceptable place for a date... As long as they serve alcohol 11:51 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Dating tip 3: When eating, don't chew more than twice. You're a man! The food's no match for you 11:47 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. Dating tip 2: Order most expensive meal and wine on the menu, then try to get her to split the bill. Women love men who are good with money 11:41 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Dating tip: ask date if she thinks ties look good. if yes: wear 5 ties. If no:wear bowtie 11:37 AM Nov 18th from web
  14. @cribble http://twitpic.com/pvbji - hitler chopsticks! 7:34 AM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  15. love copenhagen, cant throw a rock without hitting a hot woman. Although depending on the rock and your aim. She might not be so hot anymore 12:44 AM Nov 17th from web
  16. I am in cable hell.. I'm using my minimum home recording setup, and am surrounded by 17 cables 10:19 AM Nov 15th from web
  17. Eating canned mini sausages and pickled garlic because I don't have any real food... .. . It is -not- delicious 2:32 PM Nov 13th from web
  18. Handed in, 11:59 am. Pleenty of time to spare. A whole minutes worth! 3:47 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. It's 2:30 am, I just made a huge meal for four guys, while giving a friend relationship advice over MSN Messenger. Multitasking galore 5:26 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. Fluctuating between mild optimism, and complete and utter despair.. Oh this is gonna be a fun night 3:22 PM Nov 10th from web