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  1. Dear Movie Reviewers: Including a pun based on the movie title in your review is NOT an option. It is REQUIRED. about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Who could have predicted that Gloria Gaynor would be referred to as the "enduring queen of disco" in 2009? No one. Not even the Mayans. 10:45 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Sometimes you're the ham....sometimes you're Paula Deen's face. 11:10 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. The guy next to Paula Deen in the ham video looks exactly a Secret Service agent who just heard a shot. 5:06 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Tweet #902. I'm just trying to build anticipation for the historic Tweet #1,000. What might I say to mark the occasion? It's a mystery! 11:33 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. @WendyMolyneux For my next guess -- it is a picture of you. 12:05 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. @WendyMolyneux I'm going to guess that it's not from the animal kingdom at all. I guess that it is an airplane. 11:35 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. I am the Cal Ripken of not watching the AMAs. 9:35 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. It's official: Green Week is the enemy of comedy. 12:43 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. All you have to do is change one letter and Mt. Rushmore becomes Mr. Rushmore. 11:45 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. Barney Miller has really gone down hill since Linda Lavin left. #tweetsfromthepast 8:35 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. RT @alexblagg Anyone up for a double feature of "Old Dogs" and "New Moon"? 8:31 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. How is it possible that the Keyboard Cat hasn't played off the Microsoft Store Employees Dancing yet? 3:39 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Uh-oh! Senator John Kerry's daughter got busted for a DUI! And just like that, his hopes of getting elected president go down the tubes. 9:47 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. That vampire guy is probably pretty mad that that pirate guy won People's Sexiest Man Alive. 3:37 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. The world isn't completely destroyed until the Randy's Donuts donut rolls by. It's the "fat lady" of the apocalypse. 6:25 PM Nov 17th from web
  17. Sarah Palin is mad about the "sexist" photo of her Newsweek used. And by "mad" I'm pretty sure she means "totally psyched." 1:25 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. Remember: Robots are everywhere and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. 2:38 AM Nov 16th from web
  19. Football announcers this year seem to be using "gash" as a verb a lot this year. It's a little upsetting. 1:23 PM Nov 15th from web
  20. WARNING: Do NOT get the Chocolate Touch from LG. It's not a phone. And LG is NOT an electronics company. 8:44 PM Nov 14th from web