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  1. told his 7yo tonight that the two worst things in U.S. history were slavery and the Civil War. She asked what was 3rd. Hmm...Reality TV?
  2. I speak for the whole human race when I say that I don't think any of us deserves a day that's this flawlessly gorgeous.
  3. 's three children all swim better than he did at their ages. A lot better. They might all swim better than I do at my current age.
  4. will represent, when he goes to sleep tonight, about 6-7% of the overnight population of the dwelling in question.
  5. @cbhaug @shaug I saw both in the theater and still have both sdtks (on cassette, as if I need to specify). I'll be with you in spirit.
  6. @shaug Depends...why are you selling it?
  7. IS STILL AWAKE.
  8. Home alone, very tempted to watch soccer highlights. Must...get...stuff...done...
  9. is Drupalling.
  10. measures out his life with coffee tumblers.
  11. has learned that 'stump removal is optional and not covered by the reimbursement' and 'Elm wood generally makes very poor firewood'. Thanks.
  12. has a long to-do list.
  13. might as well just get up.
  14. Monday.
  15. Wow. The box score makes that look like one of the best tennis matches ever. So who was everyone rooting for?
  16. Umm...that thing I said yesterday about the ironman? That was supposed to be a Palin joke. Sorry, everyone.
  17. can't believe he has been a father for SEVEN YEARS!
  18. Y'know, after training for my first 10k, I've decided to quit working on that completely and just go straight for next week's Ironman.
  19. is not even close to being done yet.
  20. @zalm (That was supposed to be an Office Space reference, btw.) Jacko's kids' family status, past and future, is in doubt. Does that count?