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  1. @evangoldin Happy birthday my man . Can't wait to join the #quartercenturyclub with ya.
  2. @gregthedude Dope.
  3. I will be in this tomorrow! RT @ComedyJuiceLA: Hollywood Improv tmrw night 10pm.Email guestlist@comedyjuice.com 4 TIX! http://bit.ly/2Nmck8
  4. @chrisdelia A similar rule works with cats
  5. @evangoldin I hope so too...this old navy performance fleece just ain't cuttin it...
  6. 4 degrees in Denver. Yes, four, as in single digits... http://yfrog.com/4etf9j
  7. Colorado peeps! The show at Adam State has been rebooked. Looks like I'm snowed in at the Denver airport. Anything to check out here?
  8. @barvonblaq I have a special set o skills and I will use them...badass is a n understatement. Understatement I tell you!!!
  9. 'Off to Colorado to get my Kobe on...' #thingstonotsayonyourflighttoDenver
  10. In the booth spitting fire: http://yfrog.com/4faarfj Yes, I've always wanted to say that.
  11. Be there LA peeps! RT @moshekasher: Hey Pals join me @PaulScheer @RobHuebel @robdelaney @ucbtla for CRASH TEST http://bit.ly/6MtXqM
  12. @gregthedude we're spittin fire in the booth tonight with @fahimanwar
  13. @chanet I need it! Let's see what happens today...
  14. Wtf is Bryon Russell thinking? http://tinyurl.com/ybnxguh
  15. @red_scott That's a scary thought.
  16. @SeatonSmith why...do....we (sobbing)....do this to each other?
  17. @reggiesteele Legit!
  18. Disney channel audition today. Excited? No. Will the hollywood moms in the audition room be sheer entertainment? Absolutely.
  19. @SeatonSmith I'LL SAY THAT SHIT TO YO' FACE SEATON! (why am i typing in all caps?)
  20. Taking my sis & her roomies to Ralphs to get red bulls b/c it's finals week. Don't know why I advocate this; they're already insane as is.