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  1. I can't believe I still have followers, nevermind people that will #ff me. Thanks @elocio @Goddesspower & @photo_joe_va
  2. If Big Baby wants an NFL career, getting injured in a fight at a nightclub is a good first step.
  3. AC/DC is the Derek Zoolander of rock. Every song is the same, just with different names.
  4. RT @mayhemstudios: What religion should I be? (Flowchart) via @Brand_One. lol http://post.ly/Bsyn
  5. Hey Tim Lincecum - way to reinforce the stereotype.
  6. Dear Scientists: Please invent a coffee maker I can put in my shower. Thanks.
  7. I'm thinking about assembling a fake family to go on the Family Feud. Who's in?
  8. I just want underwear with pockets. I don't think that's asking too much.
  9. RT @insigneDesign: Weird Stuff McDonalds Sells Around The World http://bit.ly/34nsRB
  10. I dressed as balloon boy for Halloween. No costume - just went to a party, snuck into the garage and took a nap.
  11. MLB's all-time greatest wives and girlfriends http://bit.ly/4uhEhJ
  12. Those anger management classes must be paying off for Brett Myers - he's hitting men now.
  13. Congrats to Clay Zavada, "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year” http://bit.ly/4p5wEC
  14. If Jason Giambi died, would his teammates hang a gold thong in the dugout all season?
  15. RT @levendis: I love election night: I can start drinking early and can decide later whether I'm celebrating or drowning my sorrows.
  16. @andyjacobson VERY cool - congrats!
  17. The Paper Towel Infomercial http://bit.ly/1eWFti (via @danjsargent)
  18. Defeat Terrorism! Help Good Music! http://bit.ly/1VSrsU
  19. Vote No to Comic Sans! http://bit.ly/4izsEI
  20. So... why did Adam Lambert put Pink on the cover of his upcoming album?