@gtiso I believe Donizetti wrote at least one opera with that title.

@dimsie Distract yourself with my indifferent scholarship storify.com/harvestbird/th…

@gtiso Tiso: now in multimedia!

@annettle If Yo Gabba Gabba ever does a sequel to Don't Bite Your Friends, it could be Don't Skewer Your Parents.

@annettle Hush, mother. I have enemies to stab.

I am selecting scholarly articles on Die Hard for the next few weeks' course readings. Feel free to envy me my work. #exceptionalthief

A colleague has lent me a bag of maternity clothes. The contents are so pretty I may have to wear makeup to be flash enough to wear 'em.

@CherylBernstein @MoataTamaira My paternal Irish ancestors were mostly Protestant & passed here as Scots (although it was an open secret).

@ehjc What is wrong with people! Being a poet shouldn't be worse than dating around ...

If past experience teaches me anything it's to enjoy it while it lasts: expecting permanent loss of appetite in about five weeks time.

"Craving" is an inadequate word for what is a daily demand for a steady stream of simple & complex carbs between 11am and 3pm.

My colleagues are very understanding. At last week's grading meeting, several of them moved the biscuits in my direction without a word.

Going to a lunch-hour meeting off campus that will likely not involve eating lunch. Already in a bit of a panic #eatallthethings #25weeks

Something (or someone) is wrecking my word recognition. At first glance I thought this was called "Composting Paris" zunguzungu.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/com…

"We sabotaged you, you dickheads". I am so happy about this. stuff.co.nz/national/64205…

Jackie and Rosie are two! twitpic.com/8jnzdl

Can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine. I ain't the worst that you've seen. someecards.com/valentines-day…

Auckland tweeps, by all means go and see this facebook.com/events/3114906… in which my BIL @DanCress is performing.

@Artandmylife If you look up someecards.com, I believe they have one for Van Halentine's Day.

@robyngallagher In NZ, I believe the most gangster-looking car is still the 1972 Ford Falcon.