harrisuz
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@ I can't find the pass list for our MA! omg I haven't seen it and I'm so scared I'm not on it :(
9:33 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to natasha_cooper
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I wouldn't mind you being such a parasite if you'd just live in my stomach and make me thin.
5:12 PM Oct 28th
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For someone whose chief aspiration in life is to lose weight, I sure am eating a lot of M&Ms right now.
5:09 PM Oct 28th
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I need a haircut. I also need something to do so I don't attempt to do it myself out of boredom.
6:45 PM Oct 27th
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I don't know. There's just something about watching people at Fat Camp on TV that makes me want cake.
6:00 PM Oct 27th
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@ I'm not drunk!! haha isn't that fu... *sob sob*
4:36 PM Oct 27th
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in reply to KatyDidSays
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@ Dammit I'm fresh out of dental insurance!! Do you have some I can borrow?
5:20 PM Oct 26th
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in reply to kickingbear
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Fuck I want a cookie.
4:46 PM Oct 26th
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No I don't want a cookie no I don't want a cookie no I don't want a cookie no I don't want a cookie no I don't want a cookie no I don't want
4:46 PM Oct 26th
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I'm vacuuming. At 8:30pm. There is nothing funny about being this freaking bored.
4:29 PM Oct 25th
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@ just working. Not doing much either!
4:10 PM Oct 25th
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in reply to natasha_cooper
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I was the number 1 salesperson this week at work! Hate to say it, but if it's still a thing I deserve an episode of VH1's Best Week Ever.
4:09 PM Oct 25th
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@ I know. It was a very difficult time for me.
lol how are you?
9:18 AM Oct 24th
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in reply to natasha_cooper
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I never cry. Unless I'm hormonal and watching Grey's Anatomy.
Or when John Ritter dies. What can I say? I have a sensitive soul.
9:02 AM Oct 24th
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I sold a cocker spaniel puppy yesterday! Don't worry, it wasn't Monty. He's still here chewing my feet.
5:38 AM Oct 24th
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My parents went out to eat at an Indian tonight and brought me home some naan bread. Well... actually they didn't but I eated it anyway.
8:24 PM Oct 23rd
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I've been craving a big fat Dunkin Donut for about two months now. My willpower is disappearing faster than a Boston cream in weak hands.
9:00 AM Oct 23rd
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I'm just watching this episode of Ellen from a few days ago and OH MY GOD AARON CARTER IS STILL ALIVE.
5:04 AM Oct 22nd
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@ I love seeing my name up in tweets!
7:45 PM Oct 19th
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in reply to SeriousBizznass
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@ you might get some multi-syllabled additives but I'd count yourself lucky if you find vodka in your V8.
7:37 PM Oct 19th
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- Name Harriet May
- Location Charlotte, NC
- Web http://favrd.text...
- Bio Just another British/American/confused student who wants to be Indiana Jones. Er, I mean, a lawyer. A very hard-working, serious lawyer. Yeah.
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