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  1. Last xmas Eve I stayed awake all night. I swear I heard a Ho ho ho from the roof.when I woke up there was a tin of sweetcorn in my stocking. 11:29 AM Dec 22nd from web
  2. Looks like Nan's ashes will be the only interesting thing on the telly this Christmas. 10:37 AM Dec 22nd from web
  3. @okse Just bags for mine. 10:30 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to okse
  4. Disappointed to discover that allI could afford with my hard earned Nectar points was a faux leather Nectar card holder. 10:14 AM Dec 22nd from web
  5. Uncle Fred & Auntie Babs are coming for Christmas. He's epileptic, she's incontinent. Not quite the Wii Fit I was hoping for. 6:05 AM Dec 22nd from web
  6. Yippee!! Three more sleeps til anti climax. 5:14 AM Dec 22nd from web
  7. @jamesforde Bastard! 3:17 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to jamesforde
  8. Akmal Shaikh set to be executed 29th December http://tinyurl.com/ygp92lx 2:51 AM Dec 22nd from web
  9. #youknowyou'reanallyretentive when the thought of so many people hashtagging 'your' instead of 'you're' makes you nauseous 1:14 AM Dec 22nd from web
  10. Just heard fat uncle Banks is coming for Christmas. We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat. 4:37 AM Dec 21st from web
  11. WHooooaa we're haf way there, whoooooaaa me and Danni Behr! 4:30 AM Dec 18th from web
  12. RT @GaryDelaney: #seventiessitcoms Movers and shakers - Bob and Dave are removal men, but with Parkinsons. 4:28 AM Dec 18th from web
  13. @robinbogg #firstrules The first rule of test cricket is do not pick Ian Bell 4:16 AM Dec 18th from web
  14. #bestialitysongs How Butch Is That Doggy In The Window? 3:07 AM Dec 18th from web
  15. ever wondered how English sounds to the Italian ear?? http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/17/gibberish-rock-song.html 2:14 AM Dec 18th from web
  16. #farewellterry Balls, I had a fiver on him finishing with 'Smack My Bitch Up'. 1:30 AM Dec 18th from web
  17. #birthfilms Dilate For Murder 4:24 AM Dec 15th from web
  18. #birthfilms From Here To Maternity 4:21 AM Dec 15th from web
  19. #birthfilms Entonox The Dragon 4:19 AM Dec 15th from web
  20. #birthfilms Forceps and a Funeral (I'm sorry) 4:16 AM Dec 15th from web