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  1. Mark lawson is getting a good kicking from James ellroy - hallelujah!
  2. @djo1 so how do I apply for this job then, exactly? Sounds like I have the right quals and experience, oh yes
  3. The First Porridge of Winter.
  4. Can one attain greater heights of glamour than to breastfeed ones baby in an m&s changing room? Ok Hello, I'll consider an exclusive....
  5. @MjaBradshaw Roaaaarrrrh!
  6. Can there be a more obnoxious pic than a smug Tony Blair on the front of The Times? Shouldn't he be inThe Hague already?
  7. If even The West Wing feels taxing, it must be time for bed. Or perhaps just more wine.....
  8. Eating supper, feeding my baby, watching the west wing and tweeting. Oo I am a modern girl!
  9. Poo. Everywhere.
  10. Feeding my baby whilst listening to Our Own Correspondent discuss maternal death rates in Pakistan. Royal London doesn't seem so bad now.
  11. Today's the day- Tony's giant inflatable airscreen going up in Trafalgar Sq showing London film archives. Starts at 6.30
  12. @djo1 scotch eggs are made of floor scrapings covered in carpet fluff. You are wise to have moved to a land free of this unsaintliness.
  13. @djo1 my 1-handed tricks: drinking tea, reading novels, holding the remote, hanging laundry, ocado ordering, putting on makeup, kite surfing
  14. @djo1 Twitter is one of the eight things you can do one-handed while holding a baby, though my number one favourite remains eating pork pie
  15. Enjoyed my morning at #digifest so much I've finally joined Twitter. Thankyou Bill!