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To enjoy Xmas / I shall focus on family / ignore the footy. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@Liverpool this pitch is horrid. Amazing that Pompey can't sort a heated turf. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Dear Hollywood: stop / with the battle robot suits. / we're not all 12 here. 7:05 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
Nothing says Xmas / like when the prostitutes get / their Santa hats on. 5:46 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
@WeStanko hahaha, awesome. 7:48 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to WeStanko
Them: 'Merry Christmas!' / me: "Merry Christmas?!? Hah! I'm / a Liverpool fan!" 6:19 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
Dear Father Xmas: / my joy is dead but make sure / my fam has some fun. 1:57 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
@mostlylisa here's the Ducking link http://bit.ly/5MArRi 7:24 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie
RT @GetConnectedNow: GC TV - Charge, Toss, and Take Aim with Duck Hunter and Duck Hunter Xtreme! http://bit.ly/5MArRi 7:18 AM Dec 13th from API
@filmsack one word, I don't think this could be topped: Megaforce. It's on YouTube in 10 parts. Shocking. 10:57 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
If Secret Santa / involves telling them later / how is that secret? 8:42 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
Photography is / boring, but pales next to the / hell of photo books. 11:44 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
@discuit never heard of a Welsh diving midget fetish before, kinky. 5:03 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to discuit
@Twins_Plus_One 3.5 yr old girl, 21 month old boy. The boy chews, the girl schemes. 10:09 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to Twins_Plus_One
@Twins_Plus_One they'll stand there sometimes trying to talk to me and distract me, toothpaste pouring out of their mouths...it's maddening. 9:04 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Twins_Plus_One
Hell hath no fury / like toddlers brushing slowly / as their bedtime looms. 8:18 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
@WeStanko better than Workdog! Or Work Czar!!! 7:23 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to WeStanko
By suffixing all / sentences with "yo", you sound / more hip. "Some tea, yo?" 10:14 PM Dec 6th from web
@liverpool 2/3rds of our team barely look fit or sharp. At least our defence looks better but we need some guile up top. 8:55 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
my Lala fetish / could come true if Apple brings / you to Canada. 10:52 PM Dec 4th from web