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  1. If you're ever sandboarding on Sand Mountain, remember not to eat the yellow sand.
  2. When choosing your club's secret signal, consider a high-pitched "Ooooo" sound and lots of tongue-wagging.
  3. Get in the holiday spirit with the new "Festive" SpongeBob mood! Happy Holidays! http://bit.ly/4rEFoR
  4. If the Flying Dutchman tries to take you to Davey Jones's Locker, talk his ghostly ear off. You might just save your soul.
  5. If your boss thinks your driving teacher is more attractive than a Krabby Patty with cheese, it's true love.
  6. If you haven't done much protesting, try to remember that the signs are supposed to say what's BAD about the place you're picketing, not all
  7. How do you get to Robot Pirate Island? Take a box, add a pinch of imagination, and you're there!
  8. Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas): Watch this very merry SpongeBob music video! http://bit.ly/SBVideo
  9. When you become a superhero, you'll soon discover that fans will do ANYTHING for an autograph.
  10. A first Fry Cook Games is perhaps the greatest day in a young fry cook's life.
  11. Feeling guilty about getting your boating school teacher arrested? Don't! Maybe she likes jail.
  12. Strangely enough, one of the best places to hide is in a vat of chili.
  13. Everyone knows that cleaning a garage is easier when you can fly.
  14. Talking to rocks in the prison rock yard will get you thrown on kitchen duty faster than you can say "boatin' school."
  15. Feeling Fancy? Check out the latest SpongeBob mood and get your bling on with the new SpongeBob Simmons Jewelry line! http://bit.ly/4rEFoR
  16. Remember to draw a rainbow between your hands whenever you say "Imaginaaaaaaation."
  17. When visiting friends, remember: You can use the front door just as easily as you can use the toilet bowl.
  18. When an extra-loud megaphone blows your eyeballs out, just squish 'em back in. It's easy!
  19. If a friend screams, "I am the Lizard King!" he's probably suffering from imaginary altitude sickness.
  20. Perhaps someday you'll become a wumbologist. That's someone who studies wumbo, you know.