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If you're ever sandboarding on Sand Mountain, remember not to eat the yellow sand.
about 18 hours ago
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When choosing your club's secret signal, consider a high-pitched "Ooooo" sound and lots of tongue-wagging.
11:40 AM Dec 16th
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Get in the holiday spirit with the new "Festive" SpongeBob mood! Happy Holidays!
11:20 AM Dec 16th
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If the Flying Dutchman tries to take you to Davey Jones's Locker, talk his ghostly ear off. You might just save your soul.
11:40 AM Dec 15th
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If your boss thinks your driving teacher is more attractive than a Krabby Patty with cheese, it's true love.
11:40 AM Dec 14th
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If you haven't done much protesting, try to remember that the signs are supposed to say what's BAD about the place you're picketing, not all
11:39 AM Dec 13th
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How do you get to Robot Pirate Island? Take a box, add a pinch of imagination, and you're there!
11:39 AM Dec 12th
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Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas): Watch this very merry SpongeBob music video!
12:39 PM Dec 11th
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When you become a superhero, you'll soon discover that fans will do ANYTHING for an autograph.
11:39 AM Dec 11th
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A first Fry Cook Games is perhaps the greatest day in a young fry cook's life.
11:39 AM Dec 10th
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Feeling guilty about getting your boating school teacher arrested? Don't! Maybe she likes jail.
11:38 AM Dec 9th
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Strangely enough, one of the best places to hide is in a vat of chili.
11:38 AM Dec 7th
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Everyone knows that cleaning a garage is easier when you can fly.
11:37 AM Dec 6th
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Talking to rocks in the prison rock yard will get you thrown on kitchen duty faster than you can say "boatin' school."
11:36 AM Dec 5th
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Feeling Fancy? Check out the latest SpongeBob mood and get your bling on with the new SpongeBob Simmons Jewelry line!
3:00 PM Dec 4th
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Remember to draw a rainbow between your hands whenever you say "Imaginaaaaaaation."
11:35 AM Dec 4th
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When visiting friends, remember: You can use the front door just as easily as you can use the toilet bowl.
11:36 AM Dec 3rd
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When an extra-loud megaphone blows your eyeballs out, just squish 'em back in. It's easy!
11:34 AM Dec 2nd
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If a friend screams, "I am the Lizard King!" he's probably suffering from imaginary altitude sickness.
11:32 AM Nov 30th
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Perhaps someday you'll become a wumbologist. That's someone who studies wumbo, you know.
11:32 AM Nov 29th
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- Name SpongeBob
- Location Bikini Bottom
- Web http://www.sponge...
- Bio The official SpongeBob SquarePants Twitter from Nickelodeon
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