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1930年代,摄影师孙明经在西康省(现在的四川)考察时发现,当地的学校校舍大都宽敞明亮,学生衣着整齐,令人耳目一新。而县政府却破烂不堪。好奇的孙就问一位县长:“为什么县政府的房子总是不如学校?”县长回答:“刘主席(四川军阀刘文辉)说了,如果县政府的房子比学校好,县长就地正法!”1:35 AM Jul 4thfrom API
转:@张发财 一老笑话:四国首脑轮番上台吹牛逼,江上台解开衣服拍着肚皮道:我们国家幅员辽阔。掌声。撒切尔夫人上台也解开衣服一拍胸脯:我们国家硕果累累。掌声。克林顿上台脱了裤子握住说道:我们国家武器先进。戈尔巴乔夫上台也脱了裤子,转身。一拍屁股道:我们国家......分裂了。1:18 AM Jul 4thfrom API