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HappyPolack

  1. Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on your dog is exactly the same as your sister's." "Did you copy... http://fb.me/BGA9bbDj 2:09 PM Jul 4th, 2010 via Facebook
  2. Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch! http://bit.ly/9UIqSi 8:17 PM May 22nd, 2010 via Facebook
  3. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How can you tell if... http://bit.ly/aDEkut 6:45 PM May 19th, 2010 via Facebook
  4. What are the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffering. http://bit.ly/cy5O4K 1:13 PM May 15th, 2010 via Facebook
  5. Chuck Norris recently tried a pogo stick for the first time... the recovery effort continues in Haiti. http://bit.ly/9DQwAh 9:23 PM Mar 29th, 2010 via Facebook
  6. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:... http://bit.ly/awaT38 8:28 PM Mar 10th, 2010 via Facebook
  7. A Polish man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are... http://bit.ly/9Q3Eip 9:25 PM Mar 8th, 2010 via Facebook
  8. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. http://bit.ly/cmVaOK 8:15 PM Feb 20th, 2010 via Facebook
  9. Yo Mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials! http://bit.ly/a17TEp 12:21 AM Feb 16th, 2010 via Facebook
  10. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer.... http://bit.ly/baI7dh 6:17 PM Feb 12th, 2010 via Facebook
  11. Why don't they make ice in Poland? They lost the formula. http://bit.ly/cL8TLa 9:48 AM Feb 5th, 2010 via Facebook
  12. What does it say on the bottom of Polish Coke bottles? "Open other end." http://bit.ly/9USjc3 10:19 PM Feb 1st, 2010 via Facebook
  13. Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? He flew 39 missions. http://bit.ly/99B0m9 9:18 PM Jan 30th, 2010 via Facebook
  14. Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass. He dares it to grow. http://bit.ly/9ykn6t 12:51 AM Jan 30th, 2010 via Facebook
  15. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. http://bit.ly/brFJYO 9:21 PM Jan 27th, 2010 via Facebook
  16. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. http://bit.ly/69aOpu 3:28 PM Jan 25th, 2010 via Facebook
  17. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. http://bit.ly/8xdYJR 1:18 PM Jan 23rd, 2010 via Facebook
  18. If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Big hands! http://bit.ly/8mBdkK 9:27 PM Jan 20th, 2010 via Facebook
  19. Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates... http://bit.ly/4vadnO 10:39 AM Jan 18th, 2010 via Facebook
  20. How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water. http://bit.ly/7bYFij 9:08 PM Jan 11th, 2010 via Facebook