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Georg_Grey Facebook causes you to be annoyed with people you know. Twitter causes you to like people you don't know. 3:50 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by happyjoeshow and 48 others
Did you ever go food shopping and come home and realize you still have nothing to eat for dinner? 5:15 PM May 26th via web
@cecyrobson I'll be happy until a sober up. You stay happy, too. 7:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cecyrobson
I've had a few drinks but I'm still sober enough to say #FF @cecyrobson 6:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@TheAuthorGuy preordered Sacre Bleu on Amazon and finally started reading it yesterday - great so far! 3:25 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheAuthorGuy
@TheAuthorGuy Well that's bigger than mine. I mean I have a Maple. 3:23 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheAuthorGuy
FF# @cecyrobson @elizabethscraig @JulietteWade @jasummerell @gregglory @OTOOLEFAN 3:28 PM May 10th via web
@JulietteWade Thanks for following. I was about to give up on this account. 7:51 PM May 4th via web
Social media is so overrated. Most of twitter seems to be people promoting themselves to other people promoting themselves. 7:35 PM May 4th via web
I really should go repair the bathroom, but power tools and beer do not mix well. 7:30 PM May 4th via web
Saw a post from an author warning people not to buy her book without sampling it first. Would I be so magnanimous? Hell no. 7:27 PM May 4th via web
@elizabethscraig @JulietteWade Interesting. I think they need to be likeable, even if readers only like to hate them. 7:19 PM May 4th via web in reply to elizabethscraig
@jasummerell Great post, Julie. Sorry about your loss. 7:17 PM May 4th via web in reply to jasummerell
@cecyrobson Happy is good. Stay that way forever. 10:44 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cecyrobson
@cecyrobson Hope your many books are going well (I heard that you must write 10 of them by June). I decided to rewrite mine (again). 10:04 AM May 4th via web in reply to cecyrobson
I'm going to a "farmers' market." I hope I can get a farmer real cheap. My garden is a mess. 10:03 AM May 4th via web
Thanks, Cecy! FF# @cecyrobson @kaitlyn_schulz @LornaSuzuki @LorieLangdon @AmyClipston @careycorp @Flickimp @HarditSingh1 @HonestlyYA 9:57 AM May 4th via web in reply to cecyrobson
Hello, rock bottom. You're looking spectacular and familiar. 5:56 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
This night is really deteriorating. Rock bottom is approaching fast. 5:55 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
But they were small pitchers. 5:52 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone