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happyfeetholmes

  1. I need to find a better introductory line than "so, what's your deal?" when meeting people.
  2. on the subway this morning, my son yelled "we're gonna miss you so much" to a man exiting the train.
  3. Weird. I play bball so much better when I don't have 2 glasses of wine before the game.
  4. "If you can't sleep, try counting blessings." ~ church billboard
  5. Note to self: take earrings off BEFORE playing basketball.
  6. Popcorn is a vegetable. God is great!
  7. Corn is a vegetable. Hallelujah!
  8. Drove behind my hubby while he returned a rental car; but told my son we were in an action movie chase sequence. Ah, the power of lies :)
  9. Today's thought: Drink tapwater & do the environment a favor.
  10. A reminder to be grateful for every single day :) Canuck on Ellen. fb.me/1HjrrfeBM
  11. If we all do a little, no one needs to do a lot. ~ my nana
  12. To the seagull I just saw trying to eat a chicken bone: I admire your ambitious spirit!
  13. C'mon ladies, be nice to your hubbie's family!
  14. Shout out to my mumnet.ca group - hangin' with moms rocks!! (I don't mean that with any irony. Seriously. They're cool.)
  15. Enough of "Real" - I want to see The Kind/Humble/Conscientious Housewives of Vancouver
  16. Goooooo Tuesday!
  17. breakups + time = comedy fb.me/1wr6OzL1y
  18. I just found out that they play my comedy on the radio in Estonia. I promise success won't change me!
  19. @jayemcreative @tonygrace @Kdubs37 @tyoung1110 @colin_t_mcg @Hangitupphoto @joelmchale @DonaldGlover Nice to meet you, other funny folk
  20. "Simon says: fart!" my son. to a nurse.