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happyfeetholmes

  1. I need to find a better introductory line than "so, what's your deal?" when meeting people. about 1 hour ago via Facebook
  2. on the subway this morning, my son yelled "we're gonna miss you so much" to a man exiting the train. about 1 hour ago via Facebook
  3. Weird. I play bball so much better when I don't have 2 glasses of wine before the game. about 1 hour ago via Facebook
  4. "If you can't sleep, try counting blessings." ~ church billboard about 19 hours ago via Facebook
  5. Note to self: take earrings off BEFORE playing basketball. about 19 hours ago via Facebook
  6. Popcorn is a vegetable. God is great! 5:38 AM May 30th via Facebook
  7. Corn is a vegetable. Hallelujah! 5:36 AM May 30th via Facebook
  8. Drove behind my hubby while he returned a rental car; but told my son we were in an action movie chase sequence. Ah, the power of lies :) 5:08 PM May 28th via Facebook
  9. Today's thought: Drink tapwater & do the environment a favor. 5:05 PM May 28th via Facebook
  10. A reminder to be grateful for every single day :) Canuck on Ellen. fb.me/1HjrrfeBM 11:42 AM May 25th via Facebook
  11. If we all do a little, no one needs to do a lot. ~ my nana 11:38 AM May 25th via Facebook
  12. To the seagull I just saw trying to eat a chicken bone: I admire your ambitious spirit! 4:45 AM May 24th via Facebook
  13. C'mon ladies, be nice to your hubbie's family! 1:19 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  14. Shout out to my mumnet.ca group - hangin' with moms rocks!! (I don't mean that with any irony. Seriously. They're cool.) 8:38 AM May 23rd via Facebook
  15. Enough of "Real" - I want to see The Kind/Humble/Conscientious Housewives of Vancouver 9:34 AM May 22nd via Facebook
  16. Goooooo Tuesday! 8:54 AM May 22nd via Facebook
  17. breakups + time = comedy fb.me/1wr6OzL1y 1:55 PM May 18th via Facebook
  18. I just found out that they play my comedy on the radio in Estonia. I promise success won't change me! 1:51 PM May 18th via Facebook
  19. @jayemcreative @tonygrace @Kdubs37 @tyoung1110 @colin_t_mcg @Hangitupphoto @joelmchale @DonaldGlover Nice to meet you, other funny folk 6:43 AM May 18th via web in reply to jayemcreative
  20. "Simon says: fart!" my son. to a nurse. 5:02 AM May 18th via Facebook
  • Name Jessica Holmes
  • Location Toronto
  • Web http://jessicahol...
  • Bio Comedian, Speaker & Author of I Love Your Laugh. Reignite your spark! Laugh all the way to the bank/trailer park/dolphin training facility!
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