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  1. @xwingblue4 I'm on the patented @Lando_Cal twelve week Pansy to Pimp, Scruffy to Suave program. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Lando_Cal yeah boiiiii. Kessel rum shots all round. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @zombot haha very true. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. I don't think @starwars is gonna be too stoked with all the #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex tweets. I feel dirty contributing to that one. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @Lando_Cal your tight 'fro is a thing of beauty. 3:19 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  7. O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, o wait.. that's no moon. #shakespearestarwars 5:24 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  8. O, happy saber! This is thy sheath; there rest, and let me become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. #shakespearestarwars 5:18 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  9. Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their sisters. #shakespearestarwars 5:11 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  10. Is this a blaster which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee and shoot first. #shakespearestarwars 5:00 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  11. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and those hot Twi'lek twins are the suns. #shakespearestarwars 4:55 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  12. @WuherTheBarkeep bad teeth actually affect the brain and fashion sense in a terrible condition commonly known as carnie's disease. 5:10 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  13. This work experience kid stinks like cat pee. I probably shouldn't have made fun of Mon Mothma's haircut in front of everyone last meeting. 7:39 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  14. “ok follow my lead I'm gonna walk up & act like I'm REALLY upset w/ you & then we yell SIKE!! you're friends will love it!” -@Lando_Cal 7:02 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  15. Thanks for the #FollowFriday mentions guys. 3:49 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. @starwars @thinkgeek what's a handsome guy like me gotta do to get a free sleeping bag around here? 1:58 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. @501stLegion you guys really need to work on your aim. 1:56 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. Thanks a lot @BlueMilkSpecial... nerf herders... http://j.mp/2d9KB0 1:53 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  19. @Nien_Nunb I efficiently plotted a hyperspace course and I sithed in my pants.   5:27 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  20. @CptnJainaSolo feel free. 4:58 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie