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handsomedonkey

  1. Where was Mayor Villaragosa during #battleLA? P.S. Worst movie of last 10 years. #sucks #awful #wasteoftime #wouldratherjumpoffabridge 11:47 PM Mar 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. How do you know if it's REALLY raining or it's just those a$$holes at Buffalo Wild Wings pulling their stupid levers? 7:16 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via web
  3. Hey @charliesheen! I don't have #tigersblood, but I do have a tattoo on my bottom of Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh" -- not as cool? 8:22 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Pilot on my flight has last name "Schitstein" -- I wonder if he had a tougher time as a kid or when he became "Captain Schitstein." 3:57 PM Feb 24th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I didn't see the movie but I do really need to train my dragon. He keeps pissing all over the carpet. 6:11 PM Feb 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Carmelo Anthony has a funny name. 7:17 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Going to see "unknown" -- hopefully Liam Neeson gets naked and January Jones kicks some butt! 6:53 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Is it possible that you can meet Mr. Right, but his name is actually "Mr. Wong"? 8:26 AM Feb 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @sportsguy33 Ron Jeremy 88-89: 21 Hump Street, Ball in the Family, The Hornymooners, and Risque Business. Book it. 7:52 AM Aug 24th, 2010 via web in reply to sportsguy33
  10. @celticschants - brilliant idea that could change sports. simmons sits on his couch in LA and conducts 19K celtics fans' taunts via twitter. 9:59 PM May 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Greece To Civilization: "We Brought You Into This World, And Dammit We Can Take You Out!" http://awe.sm/55trw by adamcountee 7:32 PM May 6th, 2010 via web
  12. On This Day In History... http://awe.sm/55qMT by adamcountee 12:44 PM May 5th, 2010 via web
  13. Europe Expected To Bailout "Grease" http://awe.sm/55eGB by adamcountee 12:11 PM Apr 30th, 2010 via web
  14. How Much for a Dance? http://awe.sm/55L4R by @marcgilbar 9:32 AM Apr 26th, 2010 via web
  15. Obama Plans NASA Mission To Mars http://awe.sm/54LlR by adamcountee 10:16 AM Apr 19th, 2010 via web
  16. Elena Kagan's Most Controversial Briefs Released http://awe.sm/54KzW by @marcgilbar 9:02 AM Apr 19th, 2010 via web
  17. Dear President Obama, http://awe.sm/54DRJ by adamcountee 3:45 PM Apr 18th, 2010 via web
  18. Chief Justice Roberts Looked at Elena Kagan's Briefs http://awe.sm/53cmS by @marcgilbar 9:02 AM Apr 15th, 2010 via web
  19. Sunday NFL Countdown... it's a Laugh Riot! http://awe.sm/53bJY by @marcgilbar 6:09 PM Apr 14th, 2010 via web
  20. Sen. McConnell a.k.a. "Your Grumpy Neighbor" http://awe.sm/53ayE by @marcgilbar 2:57 PM Apr 14th, 2010 via web
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