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  1. Retail101-We close in two hours, We close in two hours, We close in...wait a sec, maybe I'll close in one hour. Suck it, you've been warned.
  2. If you are at Jax in NE Mpls tomorrow at 11:30am and see someone who looks just like my profile picture...that's me, come over and say hi.
  3. Retail101-If you knock some clothing off a rack don't pick it up, someone else will. Or maybe no one will and people will just step on it.
  4. @paulmerrill Nice to meet ya. I have extended family in Lyons, Boulder, and Denver Colo. There is also a comic in Seattle with our name.
  5. Joe Mauer!!!
  6. Retail101-My part time gal just called off tomorrow....her GD parmesan goldfish are history.
  7. Retail101-My part time gal left her bag of parmesan goldfish on the front counter.........pretty sure they won't be here on Tuesday for her.
  8. Retail101-I coughed a bit ago, and the customer wanted a tissue to wrap around the pen because she didn't want the swine flu she knew I had.
  9. RT @fox9kmsp: Best POW Trash Talk EVER- Iraqi Detainees taunt Wis. National Guard members about Favre- http://bit.ly/e882w #vikings #packers
  10. Retail101-HCMC will cut 200 jobs and close two clinics in 2010....so much for a sales increase next year.
  11. @biomince You are correct. I usually try and go to my happy place when they start talking crazy anyway.
  12. The radio at work has started playing Christmas songs. Are customers less likely to get mad if they hear Burl Ives "Holly Jolly Christmas"?
  13. Did I mention I lost my wedding ring in the bathtub over the weekend? And then the next day I dropped my wife's crockpot and broke it. FML
  14. It's a hectic day and I'm trying to keep it all together. Plus I have a root canal at 4:30. FFFFFUUUUU
  15. Retail101-I know you wish we had more inventory in the store, but tight inventory control in a down economy is keeping me gainfully employed
  16. I haz blackberry now!
  17. Retail101 will continue into 2010! But I may be reporting from a different location come FEB/MAR. Stay tuned.
  18. Retail101- You don't smell that? Your kid crapped his pants like 15 minutes ago. I may have to burn the store down to get rid of the smell.
  19. Retail101-Look...NOV+DEC is our slowest time, and you aren't going to see much "selection" until the spring lines come out in January.
  20. @elisharene I'll keep your application on file. :)