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  1. @Lunartik what you doing today? Can I bring this bear around and make use of your customising table? about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Lunartik
  2. 18" knuckle bear arrived this morning. I've already broken the ears off it (kind of accidently)… about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. "as smug as a hooker on pay day" about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. "straight out of the bottle like a chav's suntan." to describe something fresh yet unecessary. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. "stands out like a clown in a mosque… with his shoes on" (describe anything garish and unsettling) ie "that hipster stands out like…" about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. "it's like milking a dead goat" (best used when something isn't working out, ie "the war in Afghanistan is like milking a dead goat". about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. "I don't need anyone shitting on my crap." about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. I am devising new sayings for no reason. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @chaffro something PS3, that war game that everyone was harking on about last month? 1:46 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to chaffro
  10. The job title 'analyst' always makes me giggle like a school boy. Anal yst… tee hee hee. 2:29 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  11. I wish I could be bothered to be more politically minded… but they are ALL slugs and lizards. 2:21 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  12. War. Huh. Good god. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. 2:11 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  13. Sexy! RT @achildofthejago The Daily Terror issue 3. Cover girl. http://yfrog.com/4fmlmj 7:59 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  14. I like the street-style layout in the new issue of The Daily Terror. Available now at @achildofthejago http://yfrog.com/aut5pj 7:52 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  15. Scary that the Americans I follow are talking about "end of the night"… international perplexions! 11:38 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  16. Everyone is talking Japanese and I don't understand them. Cheaper than flying to japan though. 11:35 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  17. 7:30am and I've not been to bed yet. Bang goes my Sunday! 11:33 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  18. At Juno going to 1001 later! Holic Xmas party!! 4:10 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  19. Designing some INTERMISSION clothing. Hoods and sweats - cos we all need more of them! 7:39 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  20. @VNAmagazine karma will have its wicked way! 2:02 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to VNAmagazine