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@tomroyal A quick calculation suggests it'll pay for itself in only 15,00 hours of game play about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to tomroyal
@tomroyal :-( about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to tomroyal
@tomroyal cost of a 120gb disk? about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to tomroyal
RT @melacou: A friend of mine has gone missing. Please visit findjohn.co.uk (and please follow @findjohnregan) about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
@ralphsparkle Fanfarolo - Reservoir http://bit.ly/7u5TTs about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ralphsparkle
Half-awake in a fake empire about 20 hours ago from txt
If days worked like Google: -damp -rain -wind -JEdward -marketing promotion holiday "lie in" about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@scottjlawson Aha! But you can be bothered to. QED. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to scottjlawson
@twdhughes There's some batshit crazy anomaly going on there. Eddies in the mud/frame continuum? about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to twdhughes
Anger is an energy 9:54 AM Nov 22nd from web
@neilcains @dominickj what's the difference between currants and raisins? 9:03 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@chrisphin What's Future's policy on postal outbursts? 7:30 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to chrisphin
<- Twitter n00b - that last meant for @noporkpies 6:41 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
Damn right - last year it was £12 6:41 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@noporkpies @scottjlawson talking of Co-Op, they've just paid the annual dividend to members: £8 in my case. 6:07 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
RT @chrisphin: @rahaaas Well yes, but that's like saying Goebbels is a nicer man than Hitler, when the world contains Alan Bennet. 4:35 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
<- infinite indifference engine 3:50 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@scottjlawson @noporkpies Again, I refer you both to Smile, part of the Co-operative. A co-operative. 3:39 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to scottjlawson
@tomroyal Optimise with the keywords Bike Sex Man http://bit.ly/2EqiTL That'll be £34,000 please. 3:31 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to tomroyal
Apparently we had something to do with this http://bit.ly/31rTwT I always thought the BBC needed a lift in search engines 3:27 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck

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Name Simon Handby
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Bio Slowly coming round to Twitter. Like an abductee comes round to the looming face and acrid breath of a backwoods lunatic.

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