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  1. Palin resignation downside: more Palin in news and blogs, forever and ever, amen. Upside: return of @FakeSarahPalin. Bonus!
  2. @adamehirsch "However, there is soup."
  3. I don't understand the framing, but IJLS "this is my big sitar solo": http://bit.ly/r2H0x
  4. @smartacus If you're twittering, are you REALLY standing very still?
  5. Every time you leave the party to go to the bathroom, you come back to a different party.
  6. "I'm glad you rebounded into raw veganism rather than Scientology — it's much easier and cheaper to stop being vegan."
  7. @zakklol New AIC? What kind of 2Pac graveyard bullshit is this?
  8. never pass up a chance to buy a pretty girl a drink (@ The Liberties in SF) http://bit.ly/3Ejnsv
  9. @d351ray Oh, don't EVEN pretend, missy.
  10. @d351ray If you mean "buy you one when you're in SF", sure. My entertaining talents lie in areas other than cooking...
  11. Goat. Cheese. Cheesecake. Mother of God.
  12. I think I have run out of brain; anyone have some they can spare?
  13. @emmiepie Aw, thank you, darlin'. :-)
  14. Got some now-too-big-for-him silk shirts from @dsully in my (new) size -- with a dup of the one cut off me after the legbreaking accident
  15. Tonight could use some friendly company, oh yes.
  16. Oh, the relief of finding out that a new doctor is a reasonable person with a sense of humor, that you can talk to. I need a drink now.
  17. One of these years I'm going to become smarter, but it's not going to be tonight.
  18. @jdfalk If you're buying tickets to Africa with a credit card, they want you to do in-person. Fraud reduction, I am told.
  19. Dead! Alive! Coma! Faked death! THE FOG OF POP WAR IS UPON US
  20. Nice conversation on BART with off duty TSA guy about things to see in Kenya. Feeling slightly guilty about past cursing of TSA employees.