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  1. RT @RealBLenihan: Would it be possible to buy a house in Newry and transport it to the south?
  2. @rickoshea @sabrinadent "Aural sex", perhaps... [eww]
  3. @rickoshea I'd suggest Moncrieff is the one who has no place on that list (as, indeed, the voting demonstrates)
  4. @patphelan Gardai and fire pull pissed 'swimmers' out at Sullivans Quay *every weekend* here. I say 'fuck em'. Yes, that might be poor taste
  5. @patphelan ...when they cause injury or death to innocent third parties.
  6. @patphelan I just don't see getting shitfaced, falling in and dying to be 'tragic' any more than boy racers driving into trees are. Except..
  7. @patphelan Been so 'touched' many times in fact. These cases are only rarely suicides.
  8. @AllanCavanagh "multiples of zero"? People *will* die from hypothermia and food poisoning. But hey, only old and working class northsiders.
  9. @AllanCavanagh Whatever. You have safe drinking water. Four student twats a year go "missing" here and this one's caused multiple deaths.
  10. @AllanCavanagh Lee dam was kept closed for hours on Thu/Fri while they went looking for a missing pissed student. Results visible to all now
  11. Are *you* a pissed retard who's about to fall in the Lee? Fucking do it then, but we're not going to flood the city for you ever again.
  12. RT @bellaberry: Florence and the Machine Are Shit.
  13. @tom_watson I too saw Rachel's hen party en route. We must have crossed paths on the way here. #pdfeurope
  14. Next time I go to #pdfeurope I'm not bringing a laptop, since there's no internet and no power anyway
  15. ...cos apparently that's your Ravens Leaving the Tower of London moment
  16. So, for future reference if all five of me, @Gavinsblog, @patphelan, @sabrinadent and @ccrossan are out of town, head for high ground
  17. Fuckin' ell: Thirsty's under 3 feet of the wet stuff http://dynimg.rte.ie/0002c5... #corkscuba09
  18. @fabhat Every additional twenty quid counted today, sadly :( I shall correct the oversight next time, promise
  19. @Tupp_Ed Reasonably sure this isn't on you :)
  20. It's now after 11pm at Gatwick Airport so obviously the bar's closed and there's nowhere to buy food or drinks.