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  1. Chri$tian $cienti$t$ $eek reimbur$ement for prayer$. http://tiny.cc/z4ImA 6:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. If you're excited to watch abstinent vampires who espouse Mormon theology, I feel sorry for you. My recommendation: Blackula #Twilight 2:48 PM Nov 18th from web
  3. They postponed Glee for the World Series :-( Now what can I watch to get me through this shift? 3:59 PM Oct 28th from txt
  4. Got a flu shot today, but not sure if I want to get the swine flu vaccination. I hate nasal spray. 3:43 PM Oct 6th from web
  5. Regina Spektor time at D.A.R. Hall! Been looking forward to this all week. 5:37 PM Sep 30th from txt
  6. Tom Delay says he's gotten in touch with his feminine side, I tend to agree. But I've now seen more of Delay's ass than I ever wanted. #DWTS 6:31 PM Sep 21st from web
  7. RT @danaCreative - Taking residence in that big Roadhouse in the sky. Will miss you like crazy, Swayze. 6:58 PM Sep 14th from web
  8. We're so busy trying to keep the uninsured uninsured that we forgot the bankers were still bleeding us dry. http://bit.ly/sXwrP 5:29 PM Sep 11th from web
  9. After blowing it, CNN will now rely solely on their most dependable source of non-news: iReporters. #CNNFail #CoastGuard 12:42 PM Sep 11th from web
  10. “We did call the Coast Guard, and the Coast Guard said, ‘We don’t know what you’re talking about,’” CNN anchor tells A.P. #CNNFail 12:00 PM Sep 11th from web
  11. CNN apparently staffed by three-year-olds who mistake "bang, bang, bang" for real gunfire. #CNNFail #CoastGuard 11:53 AM Sep 11th from web
  12. RT @lee_de_plume Bang bang bang. Did I scare you, CNN? #CNNFail #Coast Guard #CoastGuard 11:34 AM Sep 11th from web
  13. Fake it 'til you make it... the news, at least according to CNN. http://bit.ly/Shjcm #CNNFail #CoastGuard 11:31 AM Sep 11th from web
  14. http://bit.ly/Shjcm via @addthis Best article clarifying CNN's erroneous reporting. #CNNFail #CoastGuard 11:31 AM Sep 11th from web
  15. CNN should stick to their expertise: abducted white children and snoozy baby bears. I'm JUS' SAYIN'. #CNNFail #CoastGuard 11:25 AM Sep 11th from web
  16. CNN has decided it can dictate when it is appropriate for our Coast Guard to train. #CNNFail 10:24 AM Sep 11th from web
  17. RT @huffingtonpost CNN Under Fire For Erroneous Coast Guard Shots Report http://bit.ly/4ifAQl #CNNFail 10:17 AM Sep 11th from web
  18. Really Bad Reporting: I Saw It On CNN #CoastGuard #CNNFail 10:12 AM Sep 11th from web
  19. Basically when they say "Potomac Security Scare" they mean "The Scare That CNN Created." #CNNFail #Coast Guard 10:09 AM Sep 11th from web
  20. CNN says it listens for "key words" on police scanners. You can't just report key words! #CNNFail (help make this a trending topic) 9:58 AM Sep 11th from web