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  1. They postponed Glee for the World Series :-( Now what can I watch to get me through this shift?3:59 PM Oct 28th from txt
  2. Got a flu shot today, but not sure if I want to get the swine flu vaccination. I hate nasal spray.3:43 PM Oct 6th from web
  3. Regina Spektor time at D.A.R. Hall! Been looking forward to this all week.5:37 PM Sep 30th from txt
  4. Tom Delay says he's gotten in touch with his feminine side, I tend to agree. But I've now seen more of Delay's ass than I ever wanted. #DWTS6:31 PM Sep 21st from web
  5. RT @danaCreative - Taking residence in that big Roadhouse in the sky. Will miss you like crazy, Swayze.6:58 PM Sep 14th from web
  6. We're so busy trying to keep the uninsured uninsured that we forgot the bankers were still bleeding us dry. http://bit.ly/sXwrP5:29 PM Sep 11th from web
  7. After blowing it, CNN will now rely solely on their most dependable source of non-news: iReporters. #CNNFail #CoastGuard12:42 PM Sep 11th from web
  8. “We did call the Coast Guard, and the Coast Guard said, ‘We don’t know what you’re talking about,’” CNN anchor tells A.P. #CNNFail12:00 PM Sep 11th from web
  9. CNN apparently staffed by three-year-olds who mistake "bang, bang, bang" for real gunfire. #CNNFail #CoastGuard11:53 AM Sep 11th from web
  10. RT @lee_de_plume Bang bang bang. Did I scare you, CNN? #CNNFail #Coast Guard #CoastGuard11:34 AM Sep 11th from web
  11. Fake it 'til you make it... the news, at least according to CNN. http://bit.ly/Shjcm #CNNFail #CoastGuard11:31 AM Sep 11th from web
  12. http://bit.ly/Shjcm via @addthis Best article clarifying CNN's erroneous reporting. #CNNFail #CoastGuard11:31 AM Sep 11th from web
  13. CNN should stick to their expertise: abducted white children and snoozy baby bears. I'm JUS' SAYIN'. #CNNFail #CoastGuard11:25 AM Sep 11th from web
  14. CNN has decided it can dictate when it is appropriate for our Coast Guard to train. #CNNFail10:24 AM Sep 11th from web
  15. RT @huffingtonpost CNN Under Fire For Erroneous Coast Guard Shots Report http://bit.ly/4ifAQl #CNNFail10:17 AM Sep 11th from web
  16. Really Bad Reporting: I Saw It On CNN #CoastGuard #CNNFail10:12 AM Sep 11th from web
  17. Basically when they say "Potomac Security Scare" they mean "The Scare That CNN Created." #CNNFail #Coast Guard10:09 AM Sep 11th from web
  18. CNN says it listens for "key words" on police scanners. You can't just report key words! #CNNFail (help make this a trending topic)9:58 AM Sep 11th from web
  19. The Coast Guard did their job. CNN should apologize for not doing theirs. #CNNfail9:39 AM Sep 11th from web
  20. CNN caught with pants down on Coast Guard story and can't admit failure. They should stick to what they're good at: cuddly animal videos.8:47 AM Sep 11th from web