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  1. Chri$tian $cienti$t$ $eek reimbur$ement for prayer$. http://tiny.cc/z4ImA
  2. If you're excited to watch abstinent vampires who espouse Mormon theology, I feel sorry for you. My recommendation: Blackula #Twilight
  3. They postponed Glee for the World Series :-( Now what can I watch to get me through this shift?
  4. Got a flu shot today, but not sure if I want to get the swine flu vaccination. I hate nasal spray.
  5. Regina Spektor time at D.A.R. Hall! Been looking forward to this all week.
  6. Tom Delay says he's gotten in touch with his feminine side, I tend to agree. But I've now seen more of Delay's ass than I ever wanted. #DWTS
  7. RT @danaCreative - Taking residence in that big Roadhouse in the sky. Will miss you like crazy, Swayze.
  8. We're so busy trying to keep the uninsured uninsured that we forgot the bankers were still bleeding us dry. http://bit.ly/sXwrP
  9. After blowing it, CNN will now rely solely on their most dependable source of non-news: iReporters. #CNNFail #CoastGuard
  10. “We did call the Coast Guard, and the Coast Guard said, ‘We don’t know what you’re talking about,’” CNN anchor tells A.P. #CNNFail
  11. CNN apparently staffed by three-year-olds who mistake "bang, bang, bang" for real gunfire. #CNNFail #CoastGuard
  12. RT @lee_de_plume Bang bang bang. Did I scare you, CNN? #CNNFail #Coast Guard #CoastGuard
  13. Fake it 'til you make it... the news, at least according to CNN. http://bit.ly/Shjcm #CNNFail #CoastGuard
  14. http://bit.ly/Shjcm via @addthis Best article clarifying CNN's erroneous reporting. #CNNFail #CoastGuard
  15. CNN should stick to their expertise: abducted white children and snoozy baby bears. I'm JUS' SAYIN'. #CNNFail #CoastGuard
  16. CNN has decided it can dictate when it is appropriate for our Coast Guard to train. #CNNFail
  17. RT @huffingtonpost CNN Under Fire For Erroneous Coast Guard Shots Report http://bit.ly/4ifAQl #CNNFail
  18. Really Bad Reporting: I Saw It On CNN #CoastGuard #CNNFail
  19. Basically when they say "Potomac Security Scare" they mean "The Scare That CNN Created." #CNNFail #Coast Guard
  20. CNN says it listens for "key words" on police scanners. You can't just report key words! #CNNFail (help make this a trending topic)