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  1. whoaaaa @ophelia may i lay on your lap? you are smokinnnnnn' tonight!
  2. Oh fuck yeah! A bunch of these actors and stuff are coming to the castle! I'm gonna make them put on one hell of a show...
  3. oh jesus, can the world get any worse? I FUCKING HATE LIFE!
  4. ugh, @rosencrantz and @guildenstern just WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! srsly guys, I know why you're here, just spit it out already.
  5. @ghostofhamlet ...I don't know, I don't really trust you. How do I know you're not evil? Or that I've been smoking too much weed...?
  6. @ghostofhamlet Wait... WHAT? @kingclaudius really poured poison in your ear? And now you want me to avenge your death?!
  7. @horatio Oh shit, did you really see a ghost that looked like my dad?!
  8. I want to die, but ugh, I can't. Seriously guys, the world sucks.
  9. @kingclaudius stop calling me your son!
  10. @queengetrude, why did you marry @kingclaudius??? Dad hasn't even been dead for two months!
  11. Dad, RIP, miss you! DDDD:
  12. OMG, just got back from Wittenburg, WTF IS GOING ON HERE?